I put sick jokes in xmas crackers
there you go, I condensed it down to 6 words
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:08, archived)

My friend in Bradford (at the time)
Used to work in a factory making Christmas crackers- and he used to put condoms in them.
( Lord Gnome ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars., Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)

Arf!

( Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:19, archived)

But
That's nowhere NEAR as funny OR engaging.

Great read. Cheers.
(Dyslexic Pidgeon, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)