My friend in Bradford (at the time)
Used to work in a factory making Christmas crackers- and he used to put condoms in them.
( Lord Gnome ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars., Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)

Arf!

( Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:19, archived)