My friend in Bradford (at the time)
Used to work in a factory making Christmas crackers- and he used to put condoms in them.
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Reichspraesident von Gnome Marching on together., Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:14,
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Arf!
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Bob Todd annaghislaine.wordpress.com, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:19,
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