I probably should have specified musical acts
or you're just being an awkward knob
( elusive Missed Mario Kart again? YOU RUBBISH THING., Sun 9 Jan 2005, 1:21, archived)

Nothing awkward about my knob.
*un-does crudely tied half shank*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 1:24, archived)