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come to think of it
I have never seen a picture of yourself, or NobbyNobody for that matter.

I just make up people in my head and attach usernames to them.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:11, archived)
Enigmatic is old

(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:12, archived)
I am one of the seven wonders of the ancient world

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:13, archived)
You are wider than a pyrmaid

(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:15, archived)
Wider at the base
and has had many an explorer inside him.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid the pie toucher, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:16, archived)
you better believe it baby
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:16, archived)
You're one to comment, We've seen the pictures of your arse.
/mean
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:16, archived)
That's not very nice
and i am already so upste.

and i've lsot a slipper
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:18, archived)
do you have a fat arse then?

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:19, archived)
OMG SORRY WOKING GIRL
*Gaz's internet hug* HOPE YOU FIND YOUR SLIPPER
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:19, archived)
had to be done
o +a
d +k
(I helped save b3ta! elusive Missed Mario Kart again? YOU RUBBISH THING., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:27, archived)
some people are older

(Dangermouse., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:21, archived)
What do you imagine me to look like?

(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:12, archived)
A dashingly sexy man, in an Aston with a well-cut suit
Oh! you have a pic in your profile.

....then...that I suppose.

*dreams shattered, runs off sobbing
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:15, archived)
Like this?
www.gandt.net/db9.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:18, archived)
I think I have just cum my pants
Coffee? Tomorrow? Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:19, archived)
I'd prefer fried chicken
Are you buying?
(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:20, archived)
for you
the £15 5-person Ultra Bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:24, archived)
It's a date.

(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:25, archived)
Who's Aston is that?
Edit: Whose! Sorry I'm usually good at grammar. It really annoys me when I get it wrong.
(Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:19, archived)
WHOSE

(Sticky Label, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:20, archived)
Ooh fuck.

(Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:21, archived)
I'd be lying if I said it was mine
But hell, the fact I have a picture of me in the exact situation he described...
(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:21, archived)
This means that it is meant to be
*chimes wedding bells*
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is a DIY Goddess, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:27, archived)
No offence,
but, a girl. I think it's your username. Not saying it's gay or anything, I just got the idea that you were a girl and it stuck.
(Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:18, archived)
I imagine Nobby to be a small black man with Glasses

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:13, archived)
he looks like mr T but without the necklace

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:14, archived)

Enigmatic
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:15, archived)
gahh, I hate those black eyebrows

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:15, archived)
Oh if ONLY this were true.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:16, archived)
In Scott's drunken haze when he met me,
that's how he remembers me.
As a failed pop star with a paunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:18, archived)
He's such a smoothie

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:19, archived)
David Van Day is running as conservative candidate in the Brighton bi-elections (no pun intended)
he is severely dyslexic.
the local paper printed his campaign advert unedited - there was much hilarity.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:19, archived)
well..
some pun intended.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:20, archived)

dyslexic fucking thick
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:22, archived)
I imagine YOU as a kinky witch.
Well, I don't imagine you as that, you know what I mean.
(Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:20, archived)
have you finished with the Kleenex yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:22, archived)
Dashing!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:16, archived)
Hurrah for DVD

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:17, archived)