No, pay ME attention !
Name me your top 5 favorite fetures about me, and why.
( The spacktacular Gonz, and his amazing strawberry lace tree. Summer names !, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

9
0
N
z
0

They are all quite nice letters.
( Mrs.Sp@m, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

there's only four though

( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

four 2
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

meh
I was distracted by something in my microwave popping quite a lot
( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

2.
The Os are 0s.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :)(: ], Wed 23 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

We're talking about people hardly anyone knows about.
It's obviously gotten shittier since I've gone for my hair cut.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 23 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

save us

( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

your 9
your 0
your N
your little z
and your other 0
( Grrrmachine : Mamihlapinatapai, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

I so nearly posted something along these lines.
It would have taken me longer to type than you and Sp@m. I'm quite glad I didn't now.
( Neptune No sleep till Holbrooks, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

*points and laughs*

( Mrs.Sp@m, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

At least he used the correct characters

( SpoonMeiser, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

I changed mine a second ago when I noticed :(
I are a fool *goes and eats pie*
( Mrs.Sp@m, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

You have redeemed yourself
by eating pie.
( SpoonMeiser, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

*points at laughs*
you cant tell the difference between a G and a 9, you thicko. I'll be chortling my tits off when you need to call an ambulance.
( Grrrmachine : Mamihlapinatapai, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

Tell us your features and we can rate them.
.
( Neptune No sleep till Holbrooks, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

I've currently gotten a local to plow my field so I can grow artichokes on it.
100% FACT !
( The spacktacular Gonz, and his amazing strawberry lace tree. Summer names !, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

growing artichokes
is *not* a good thing. what happened to the citrus tree orchard?
( evilstevie, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

1. You often leave.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 23 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

but then he returns
-1
( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

I honestly don't know much about him/her.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 23 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

So much for benevolence.

( Master Of Turnips. JackAction: Self proved morron, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

yup

( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

Don't you mean Omnipotence?

(PsychoChomp aint afraid of no ghosts., Wed 23 May 2007, 14:27, archived)

No, I thought he loved us all

( Master Of Turnips. JackAction: Self proved morron, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

You poor deluded fool
He only loves himself.
(PsychoChomp aint afraid of no ghosts., Wed 23 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

1. you have an ignore button
2. you have an ignore button
3. you have an ignore button
4. you have an ignore button
5. you have an ignore button
( RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

your mouth, bum, ears and nose
best 5 spunk receptacles IN THE WORLD
( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

your not wrong
the way a steam of warm jism dangling from the nostrils glistens in the moring light of a winters day is a truly beutiful one
( willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

that's only four

( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

I think he probably
has two ears.
( SpoonMeiser, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

oh yeah

( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

how many ears do you have?

( RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

I believe 90Nz0 has *2* ears
edit: gaaaaah, the mindpiss, it stings, it stings
( evilstevie, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

1 You're not always here
2 Sometimes when you are, you're quiet

... I'm struggling for the next three.
( Flapjack - I'm on a horse., Wed 23 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

I like the way that you hellaryously continue to speel things wrong.

( Red Rocket we coulda been anything that we wanted to be, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

1) Your humps.
2) Your humps.
3) Your humps.
4) Your humps.
5) Your lovely little lumps.
( Eddache all you other Eddaches are just imitating, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

Malignant Cancer Lumps

(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

You are lovely
You are polite
You are my adopted internet son
You are funny
You are going to try and bring me some Halloumi back home.
( Wicca'd Witch - with many thanks to MongyChops, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

I also now have a HUGE smile on my face
=)
( The spacktacular Gonz, and his amazing strawberry lace tree. Summer names !, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

polite?
Are we talking about the same 90Nz0 here?

Or is this just when you meet him in person?
( SpoonMeiser, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

nah
he's very polite on IM
( evilstevie, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

dear god
you adopted 90Nz0? you do realise he gets to stay with you and eat all your bacons now?

;P
( evilstevie, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

I'm going to be the best Yiddisher Momma ever.
I've been preparing chicken soup for MONTHS.
( Wicca'd Witch - with many thanks to MongyChops, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

A! You're adoribble. B! but your beuwtifull. G! for your cute-iful charm!

( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

you have the spel-ling of Saitan, you morron

( moohalaa FGN-47702-133708, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

Sometimes ... I find myself quite amusing.

( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

I sometimes find you amusing too
sometimes
(PsychoChomp aint afraid of no ghosts., Wed 23 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

OOOOooo you.
I have just picked up my Shambolic randomburn (volume 1).

1.Can you give me the desired order please? (i can't open .wpl files)
3. Which one is track 17, which you are definitely aren't apologising for?
2. Is this the 'shit one'?
( Red Rocket we coulda been anything that we wanted to be, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

Mine had an extra track, because I'm AWESOME.
I'll be sorting out the disks next week and getting them all out to you.

Hopefully.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :)(: ], Wed 23 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

I'll gaz you the playlist.
edit: what number is yours?
edit edit: *belm* ... volume 1
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

Your inability to spell
your boyish charm
your business skills
your big willy
and your big willy
( moohalaa FGN-47702-133708, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

Aside from 'big willy', that is all true, =)

( The spacktacular Gonz, and his amazing strawberry lace tree. Summer names !, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

alright, small willy then
What Bou said!
( moohalaa FGN-47702-133708, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

sorry but I find you quite dull

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

1. You have a small penis so we can do anal.

(53020, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

This is not true.
Your arse is so fucking fat that to get to the actual hole itself a man would have to have a 17inch cock.

Fatty.
( Master Of Turnips. JackAction: Self proved morron, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

I couldn't bum you, your ego would get in the way.

( moohalaa FGN-47702-133708, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

It's like a force field.

( Master Of Turnips. JackAction: Self proved morron, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

my, the wit is simply flying in here today

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

Making excuses for yourself already?

( Flapjack - I'm on a horse., Wed 23 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

I had to go to paedophilia as it's the only way I can feel any friction

( Master Of Turnips. JackAction: Self proved morron, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

This is true.
=)
( The spacktacular Gonz, and his amazing strawberry lace tree. Summer names !, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

you are out of the country makes up the top 4
and you are sometimes not on here ceompletes the list
(Dangermouse., Wed 23 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

This was never going to work in your favour, was it?
That said, you do appear to be quite a decent bloke.
( SpoonMeiser, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

you are the loveliest,
the greatest, the sexiest man,
the most wonderful, incredible person. ever.
( Sir Sand Goblin reasons why what you like makes you a wanker, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

did you just copy that out of a birthday card?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

nah
it's what he's got scribbled under his autographed 90Nz0 photo
( evilstevie, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:27, archived)

1. hair
2. permanent erection
3. cholesterol level
4. the day someone handed me a phone at a New Year party and you drunkenly hollered "DOTTIE, I'M NAKED" at me from the other end
5. The way you spell the word "Israeli".
( dotmund .jimdo.com, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:27, archived)

I'm afraid
I'm going to have to query #3 on that list.
is that hearsay or evidentially-based?

howdy do Dottie :)
( evilstevie, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

It's an assumption, based on CAREFUL observation.
Much like the book where Hippocrates watched a bloke eat 16 spare ribs.
( dotmund .jimdo.com, Wed 23 May 2007, 14:30, archived)