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marijuana words
I want words and phrases associated with smoking marijuana.

Stuff like veras, blunt, black, toke, munchies etc.

NO GOOGLING PLEASE - YOUR HELP APPRECIATED.
(I helped save b3ta! rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
Ciga-weed

(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
criminal cigarettes.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
kyle gauls.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
Secret Agent
(Cigarette with tobacco removed and replaced with weed, used to be good for gigs...)
(Bobbykins, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
"Harry"
Harry Monk - Skunk
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
DRUGZLOL OMGWEEDSTOKEASPLIFFINNIT
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar ZOMBIES! - http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/20358, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
Henry, Louis.
teenth, blim, sqidge, draw, skunk, press, Cosmic-[insertnameoffoodstufwithweedinit], block, black, green, red-seal, gold-seal, purple haze, blagash, snaht, gear, doobs, doobies, scoobie snacks, munch-ons, biftah, zoot, burning, blazing up, bunning up.

rolling a herbal cigarette
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar ZOMBIES! - http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/20358, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)
trying to be "down with the kids"?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin www.dinohoodie.com, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
also
resin, sticky brown.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin www.dinohoodie.com, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
And
Squidgy black
(boukha, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 17:51, archived)
bunnin a zoot.
Or however you wish to spell this.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie *running high pandering five*, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
musical youth
james blunt
doobie brothers
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock Search for particles, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
Something to be avoided

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob open.spotify.com/album/5jr4CUAgJt2fH2vBkwX5cD, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
OMG YOU WERE SO STONED.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit is only friends with the nonviolent KKK., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
Mary J, hash, weed, spliff, take, bong, green, black, joint, reefer, grass, J...

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Clever. Attractive. Massive wang. Funny. Straight., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
Weed, grass, spliff

(Psycho Eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
gear
bong
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
gear, henry

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
joint, wacky baccy

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)
solids, squidgy
you could listen to a Goldie lookin chain album too for more
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)
I was just going over the lyrics for 'soap bar' in my head.
And 'Draw Club'
(I helped save b3ta! Red Rocket, BAM A LAM wants to know your gamertag, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)
'flatpress mirror bar these are types of soap bar available to you'
9-bar
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
"You’re better off smoking The Green instead,
Cause it don’t Blim-Burn and it’s better for your head."
(I helped save b3ta! Red Rocket, BAM A LAM wants to know your gamertag, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
anyone got any hashish
or phat ones
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk ah fucksocks, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)
sensay / sensemilia

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
skinning up

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
puffin' the 'erb
/human traffic
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
rockin' the gange
/dogma
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
Off their mash on ecstasy pipes
/Brass eye
(I helped save b3ta! Red Rocket, BAM A LAM wants to know your gamertag, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
smacked up on goof balls

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
Ganga !
I was once with a bunch of mates at a house-party, and one of the girl's brother came in, who is a right snooty posh little twat, and he declaired "Givus the Ganga, man, or i'll tell mum what you've been doing."

It was quite funny, you had to be there.
(I helped save b3ta! Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
Henry VIII
see what i did there?
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock Search for particles, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)
And a Daughter.

(I helped save b3ta! WebWench *Burp*, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)
Gail Porter

(I helped save b3ta! emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
yes
explained what i was talking about when everyone already knows
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)
but i'm not down the the kidz
so was guessing (and scottish kings were different anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock Search for particles, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
Yup, that's an 8th of an ounce, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
A slightly different take...
a Thierry, Thierry Henry, or just 'Enry'.
(WillyBean, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
Just a "hen"

(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)
Louis
and "jazz cigarette"
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack - Dorsoventral coupling., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)
Joint, reefer, bifta, hot rocks, buckets, zoom tubes, blow backs
Bong, roach, king skins, doobee, Chilum(spelling). Of the top of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench *Burp*, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)
allo allo drug episode
good moaning, wid yo lake to shure a bing?
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock Search for particles, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)
No thank you sir, I don't smoke.

(I helped save b3ta! WebWench *Burp*, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
Getting cained. Question for the spliff. Death tokes,
Score, skin up, squidgy black, thai stick, chewy bits, cheech and chonging.
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench *Burp*, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
Oh and Hot boxing

Edit: Hot knife, spangle, stoned, rips.
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench *Burp*, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)
Riding the Magic Cornflake.

(I helped save b3ta! Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
hot boxing is just sucking too fucking hard.
The end gets hot
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
Hot boxing is sitting in a small space with your mates, usually a car.
Closing all the windows and smoking at least two joints.
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench *Burp*, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
Blow-backs!

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
You furriners!

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
twat sticks

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)
blim burns.

(I helped save b3ta! Red Rocket, BAM A LAM wants to know your gamertag, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)
The scourge of all invention.

(I helped save b3ta! Red Rocket, BAM A LAM wants to know your gamertag, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)
left-handed ciggarette
mary jane
grass, of course.
Cheech.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)
i honestly don't know many slang words for it...
... because I'm not cock enough to talk about it in public and only mention it to people who want to smoke it... negating all need for superfluous cyphers
(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)
although "Tac" is a word not mentioned which referred to solid in Newcastle

(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
Magic Tabs
as in "Tac fer sticking in yer Magic Tabs"
(buffet_the_appetite_slayer thinks garlic bread is the new taste sensation, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)
is this for a new b3ta quiz game ?

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)
Some friends and I used to refer to bag of weed as a demo tape.
that turned into "music" "instruments" "band" anything music related.
Then a spliff became a "single" a few spliffs an "LP" ect.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)
i like the progression of codewords/slang..
a gf (when i was 14) used to cough when referring to condoms...

which then became cough-medicine

which sounded like Cuthbertson, who was a teacher at the school... who's first name was george

so condoms became "George(s)"
(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)
if you want to think of you teacher George Cuthbertson
everytime you are about to do it, go ahead.
whatever works for you.
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar ZOMBIES! - http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/20358, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
funnily enough...
we used to refer to sex as "scrabble" because of something he said in a lesson when reading

"An Inspector Calls"

some like "It's not like he'd go round to see her all night to play Scrabble!!"

oh dear!!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
You can get into all sorts of extended metaphors with that
such as someone getting their Scrabble board out, playing a triple word score, low scoring due to lack of consonants, etc
(I helped save b3ta! divy, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)
Haha...
I love it. Sex became known as 'Mr Whippy' for awhile, through some convoluted ice-cream metaphor.
(the nightmare of cake, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
PISTON_BROKE

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey "Literally," I am "a cunt". A typing vagina. Cool., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
Why am I sitting on the floor?

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
You may have missed the chair?

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
Courtin' Mary Jane

(I helped save b3ta! Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
Brain damage in a stick
Schizophrenia in a stick.
(Sibod comedy account *.*, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
you're already far too paranoid
it's probably a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
WHO SAID THAT?!

(Sibod comedy account *.*, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
Tea.
Is the best one I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)
Blame the Rutles.

(Astatine, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 18:09, archived)
When I were at uni it was most commonly called "drugs"
without the ambiguity one might expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
Whacky Backy, Toke, blunt, spliff, joint, weed, josh-sticks*, Camdon Lock, greens, rizla, bong....
hash, super-hash, white-widdow?, Grinder, big bud, purple haze, papers, roach, hashish, hooker**, Presses, pipes, zippo, clipper, lighter, 70s, ashtray.

That's all I can think off, of the top of my head, and I don't even like the stuff !



* ermm... to cover the smell?
** those bong-type pipes with long tubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
You might get a few ideas from here....
www.everyonedoesit.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
It's 'Hookah'...
Erm... Sparklefag, high stick, space tube, naughty cig... can't think of any more that haven't already bindun. :)

Oh, and hookahs are GENIUS! *proud owner* ^-^
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro loves you. Mwah! ^o^, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)
hash, J.
"I got a hold of some hash, want to have a couple of J's?"
(I helped save b3ta! newg Substituting warcraft for real human interaction, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
Wacky baccy

(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
Puffin the cheeba, getting smacked, hitting the peace pipe,
Talking to jesus, herb, bud, smoke, stiffy, stuffy, munchy meds.
(I helped save b3ta! Kristine, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
Endooberator - Bong
Endooberate - To smoke a bong
Doober - bong or joint
Chickens - Weed / Solid
Cheese - Weed
Black, white and smelly - Skunk
Arfur - Half
Henry - Eighth
Henries Daughter - Quarter
Full one - Ounce
(M o D, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
How 'bout...
THe good ol' fourtwenty...
(TomPivo but at least I'm not you, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
Two superhero ones:
Hulk (big green)
Kryptonite (it's green and my one major weakness)
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
Herb

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
Well your honour...
Hummey
Sweet hummey
Blaze
Salmon (smokes)
(deane1980 - I wasn't working at:, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
Righto...
"Greens" is the current byword for skunk round our way - "Got any greens?" "Nah, just solids mate."
A favourite of mine is "Kryptonite", probably influenced by the Eminem song Rain Man - "How ironic, I'd be the bad guy, Kryptonite, the green chronic..."

We have a little game called Fish - where the person holding the spliff calls "Fish!" and whoever names a kind of fish that hasn't been mentioned before gets the joint next...there's also another game we play similar to "The Game" where we try to catch each other out to see if the other forgot about Dre, but that's best played after a few rounds of Fish.

[edit] a couple more I remembered (damned short-term memory loss)

A friend always used to describe being very, very high as "minglefeshed", while my kiwi ex would call it being "munted". This would then lead to confusion as her word for a caner or stoner was "munter", and on at least one occasion she described a mutual acquaintance as "She's a right munter" to an array of slightly shocked and bemused friends.

In less PC times I heard the reefer (down to the last toke) referred to as "the nigger's ass". I'm almost ashamed to have typed that.

[edit][edit] some more:
"paper aeroplane" for a reefer rolled from small papers joined at right angles, and the "Jedi mind trick" - not really a mind trick at all, but a joint rolled inside out so that the good stuff is held by a single roll of paper, leaving a long flap off one side. When you light the bottom of the flap near the roach, the flame travels up the side of the spliff and lights the top for you.

[edit][edit][edit] also "Uncle" for skunk, and as kids we'd use the command "puniks" ("skin up" backwards) to let someone know that we wanted them to roll one.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
The fucking game!
I hadn't remembered that for months. Damn you!!
(KittyOHara is a master corsetier since 1875, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
hmm
Aunt Bessies Cosmic oxo blocks
Normam Lamonts bushy thruppence

errm maybe I won't get a job with the local dealers marketing department.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™ - has quit, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
bifta
(=joint)
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
Jazz Woodbine
WHich in my case often led to a 'whitey'
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista the idiot boy.........., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
Jam-woggy gob-chog
Heard this from two girls in our typing pool !!
(MistahG, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
stronken
("stoner dutch" for stoned + drunk)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 12:26, archived)
"Number"
As per Neil Young: "Roll another number for the road"
(King Baldie, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 12:27, archived)
Mohaski
Probably spelt wrong..maybe it was mohasky..for some reason I can't remember to well
(nattyplatypus Is flippin eck, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)
well
we called it both "Deathweed" and "Liferoot"

(my flatmates and I were all quite fond of WoW)
(Canazza, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 12:37, archived)
Midnight Munchies
Brick, Bloxo, skins, toploader
(himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 12:40, archived)
mindrot/brainrot
Not that I'm paticulaly anti-drugs but smoking loads of mindrot/brainrot does tend to render people useless twats.
(CrispyDolphin, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 12:42, archived)
Mandy's
simple as that ;)
(Professor Yaffle can't realise your ambitions for you, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 12:42, archived)
you're from reading
aren't you
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
Mandies?
Mandrax innit?

*shows age*
(Monty Boyce teaspooning Bowie's eye out, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
The Mighty Slurrworder
because it makes me slurr my words
(Mad Ade yes, it has been cold thank you very much!, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)
I like
Jazz Cigarettes made from the finest Ghetto Spinach
(Mookystink is living on stolen toast, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
Errm
Sticky, Icky, Rick James, mandems choice, bacon sandwich, remedy, flat stanley
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
Toking on the Pink Elephant.
I actually heard that once I swear.
(Opanoid Look sweats dripping off them, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
Rastafarian old holborn
skin up you cunt
HALO?
(incredible wrongun, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
Buddha
...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

Skunky bagnose
Jebediah herb
Officer Dibble
(ccc, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

Choad, Billy (as in goats gruff),Hasheeesh (spoken in a posh accent)
(Rockster77, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
they called normal bongs "billies" in australia
but it was a play on billibong, and not the goat
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 23:01, archived)
Cake! Fucking cake!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
^ this

(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
THE CAKE IS A LIE!


In other news: we've started refering to it as swag. As in, "I bought some swag at the concert"
(The If has remembered this site., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 3:00, archived)
I miss
the companion cube.

*sniff*
(rohypnol-theory No Accidents Since, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)
Fat One
as in role a
(waxdart ComedyCafe.co.uk - 18 Nov, London - - -, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
A Wobbly.
because that what it makes you
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
Ripped to the tits
Stoned as a crow
(Ramsay Tupper can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
Smoking 'The Fear'

(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChildisacompleteandutterwanker voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)
Phrases for pot
Jazz fags, Kyffen(german), digging the weed
(Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)
Small list:
A Bob Marley = a big fat reefer (That's a fucking Bob Marley)
To go knockout = Fall into a unwakeable coma while smoking weed (Steve's gone proper knockout)
To crack (something) out = To open or produce something of stoner value from a bag (Crack them Starburst out dude)
(I helped save b3ta! Calqhoon, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
snooch to the muthafuckin' booch!
getting ones snooch on

rockin' the ganj

dude, pass the freakin' cannon

camberwell carrot - a joint that takes no less than 12 skins to make.

"Camberwell because that was where I was when I first made one, and carrot, because it looks like a carrot"

Harrison Syndrome - the condition of always craving a spliff, always being on the look out for who's got it and where it's going, and once it's in your possession bogarting the joint

bogart, verb - to hog the joint
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros like a fighterjet made out of biceps, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)
to decide who gets the reefer...
the bearer shouts out "venezuela"

and the first to respond "beaver cheese" gets the joint

this is usually passed up in favour of shouting "ping" and the appropriate response "pong"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros like a fighterjet made out of biceps, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
Wanja words
Love stick
Cigarette with soul
kali-weed
charas
Louis (the sixteenth)
Wanj
Go the willow way (smoke a spliff all to yourself)
Compressed tobacco...
(groovchik, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
German
The last bit of a joint...always polite to ask "German?" whilst offering the last toke. Why? Well what do you do with a German...you "Put him out!"
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
How about...
Blow, puff

Oh, and currently refer to a bit of Columbian marching powder as 'carrots' (there's a kinda funny story to that but the boss is watching me grinning away as I perform computer type miracles on the 'broken' network...)
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)
Ignoring the obvious
Kif, blow, blaw, smerk, reefer, clever tobacco, greenage, potahippymess, yeebygoom, high thai.
(keeferreefer, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)
Scuff.
This is the term for a resin made out of the pressed crystals shaken from Skunk plants. It gets you very high.

Avin a Doobie.

Elvis'd. When a doobie burns craply, and one side doesnt burn properly, creating a paper quif.

Pulling a whitie/greenout. When that things happens where you go all sweaty, heart racing, with a side order of visuals, and a lack of bodily control.

Charis. Resin mixed with goat fat/lanolin.

Fubar'd. Fucked up beyond all recognition.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)
we used to call
the one sided burning thing a canoe. far too skilled for that to ever happen now of course.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
An aromatic cigarette

(Just Some Guy Is just some guy., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)
Australian Aborigones...
...refer to it as 'Gooonjah' (a bit of an obvious variation on Ganja I guess.)
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
I have been asked by a young indigenous person
"got any yandi mate?",(referring to weed) since he looked about 12 and it was late at night, I politely answered in the negative.
(M61A1 cupid-stunt, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
weeeed
Soap on a rope, tweed, ganj, smoke (this is like being 14 again)
(darkmavis86, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)
Monkey Parsley
Oooook Oooook!
(hank splendid I is an bleedin' robot, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
"that despicable drug that the working class and young middle class spoilt brats who want to appear working class partake in"
sums it up for me
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)
everythings class with some people

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)
hippy herb
maria , d'erb, self medicating , kanesh bosm , polm , pollem , bubble, maroc, malani, bud, herbage...

And all the above..
(LazyBastard, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)
funny fags
Ummm... plus many ot the above
(I helped save b3ta! Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)
Great question
Measures

Vicars Daughter
Dime bar (weighs exactly 28g or one metric ounce)
A wizard (one OZ)
Henry and Louis


Toys

Vaporisers mmmmmmmmmmmm (i have a vapir)
High Times
Highland papers
Rips
Train tickets make the best roach
Grinders

General Stuff

"Speaking Herbalese" for the sounds of a stoner
JazzFags
SpongSmokes
Green Goddess
Hot Knife
Blowbacks - Ace!

Names for it

Hashish, Weed, green, Percy, clippings, gardening, Monkey (as in the skunky monkey is on my back)

Strains/Brands

White widow, purple or silver haze, Ak47, zerozero, bubblegum, kush, Swiss miss, K2 Champion, California Orange, Big bud, Jack Herrer,
Nepalese Temple Balls

Memory is starting to fade..................
(I helped save b3ta! bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
wiet
is what we call it here in Holland

(said 'wheat')
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
...
bifta
(bonester tex_piss, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
White Death
...not particularly pleasant.
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
high as a kite
young buck, buckweed, 'going out for a bunsen'
frequent use of clear eyes...
smoking the hippie pole
my friend used his girlfriends mothers business cards as roach... great joint
snow cones: for a bit of grind to your jaw
'going indian'
pass to the left ;)
(hardadarka, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)
Doobie Scoo

(Dougal in Hull, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)
Flogging the whimsical unicorn.

(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)
Just the usual really.
My mother still calls it 'wacky backy'- bless her cottons.

What I've heard various forms referred to as: green, grass, leaves, weed, mary jane, skunk, 'soft', brown, bean, resin, chocolate, soap, pollen, second smoke, brick, soft C.
(greenycrimson I stole the from pyschotherapist, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)
Jazz cigarette
also: doobie
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)
drore, drawer, dror
hmm. Always said that word, never spelt it out though.
(I helped save b3ta! Whythebigpaws? itchy elbows, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)
Draw.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Wed 31 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
Bob
as in Bob Hope
(scowners Started to be a twat at, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)
heard that one a lot in australia

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
green mostly, others include
bud
retard bush
weed
herbal remedy
zoot
traffic lights (game)
space cake
electric flapjack
three toke pass
henry
spliff
zuuuton -light the spliff
anignats -food eaten whist stoned
canna-T -a brew made out of stalks
ends -the bit by the roach
bucket -water bong
stalk stork -butter with weed melted in to improve baking
L -joint made with two papers joined in an L shape
A.I. -post it notes required to remind you whats going on.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium as evil as Herman Georing singing slayer covers, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
When passing the joint on...
in our house, the person who has it shouts "ping" and the first to respond with "pong" gets the next shot on the joint.

L-Skin, for a long joint special joint made of two papers in the shape of an L.
Boodah, just another name for weed. "Let's get mashed on boodah."
D'youfs, a tricky one to explain. A friend of mine makes a sound like "d'youf" which is like a half laugh, cough thing when he has too much.
Second wind, the second hit on a bong usually given to another person.
Twenty bag, pouch of weed of varying sizes depending on the dealer that is £20.
Two Toke, having two tokes on a joint, passing it on to everyone in a circle, and exhaling only when it gets back to you, then going round again.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Wed 31 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
Easy now rudeboi
Toking the bifta
(The Blackmachine I Don't Like Bananas You C**t, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
The best way to smoke a big fat jay...
Grenade that bad boy!

God bless those high times :¬)

*sometimes wish I still smoked green - but I like not being an arse now!*
(Druss_The_Legend "Next stop - BrownTown!", Wed 31 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
Dog's Cock...
when someone sucks too hard and too much on a spliff, and it burns into a long pointed red tip, you say, "Don't make a dog's cock out of it".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
Words and that
Michael - from Michael Duberry - doobrie

Valerie - from The Zutons - zoot
(pk1982, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)
.....
FUNNY FAGS!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PhillieJoe Being clever is not as clever as being, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)
K'schum peng
anyone?
(Mr_B, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)
Dube
Schwag - Ive never used it but ive seen Americans use it for bad weed.
Doobs
Jay or J as in joint.
Ducked - Some one has wet the roach with their horrible slavering mouth and no is a social outcast.
(PieEater, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
blim
blim burn,
to root on the old toot

for some random reason if someone had a joint going for grabs they'd say 'quiz'

first to reply 'ego' would get it.
(inkworm, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

getting caned, munted, have a chortle, smoke a zoot, a J, a bifta, cheeky toke, the fear, white-out, caned as a cunt, fucked up,
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
it's
Jamaican Silk Cut
(RickGrimes Quite frankly, disappointed on, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)
bimbel, rip, doob, bifta, your basic words
then of course is the idea that you can use pretty much any word to define being stoned.
"I'm completely boxed"
"i'm still jellied from last night"
"I can't believe how wrappered out i was"
etc etc
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)
hmmmm *thinks*....
Blazing a jibber
smoking a cone
burning one
having a fattie
puffing on a parsnip

Also

Tokes of hazzard - this is the end of the joint where it starts getting harsh
in context:
"dude that was a sweet J but we've reached the tokes of hazzard, skin up another!"


Also, as we all seem to be self confessed stoners here we should arrange a big b3ta stoner meet!


/*gets paranoid just thinking about police reading this!*
(Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)
nith
said whilst poking things, mostly people, and in a snake like way- neeesth
(Mr Jamie is licking the flid of life, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)
harry monk
is harry out tonight?

before posting it, i did run it through urban dictionary, out of curiosity, to see if anyone else was using this phrase, which origins i can't recall.

turns out most people tend to use it for spunk. hmm.
(oller, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 16:45, archived)
Among my crowd
Skrizla.
As in got any sk(ahem..oops)Rizla?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)
they
still do weed now do they? The kids? What about Cake? do they do that? I heard one girl threw up her own pelvis-bone... What a fucking disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! I have run out of coke scum, subhuman scum, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)
indeed
for those of you who are too "street", you may know cake as "Joss Ecklands spunky backpack"
(Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
SLiRT
Social Life Replacement Therapy?

Edit: ok a few more -

Fatty Boombatty (Spaced)
Inspiration
Wacko Bacco
(I helped save b3ta! Double 2 plums, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
In my group of friends, we call maijuana "Gub"
Gub can be used in many different ways and has many variations. Here are some examples:

Gub, Gubbins, GubGub - Words used to describe the weed itself.

Gub Stick - A joint

Gubbed - Stoned e.g "Lets go get Gubbed." "I'm so Gubbed"

Gubbed Up - Stoned again.

Gub Cub - Someone new to smoking weed.

Gub Sub - Booze

Gub Grub - Munch, food for the munchies.

Gub Club - A group of friends who like to get Gubbed together.

Gub Hut - Somewhere to get Gubbed

Gub Tub - An item for storing Gub

Gub Pub - A Dutch cafe

Gubbeats - Music for when you are Gubbed.

Gub Shrub - A cannabis plant.

There are many more Gub variations however im far too Gubbed to remember right now. Remind me in the future if anyone wants more. Gub gub.
(MutantSixtyFour isn't doing his work on, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 18:23, archived)
Fatty Boombatty
was wondering if anyone else had posted that...
yay Spaced!
(Katurian, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
we used to call it
DOOBIE
(hardoff, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)
Carribbean Woodbines
or Jazz Cigarettes were two of my favourite terms. Also a Dutch girl once told me that to be "strunken" means stoned and drunk. I don't know if this is in standard Dutch use but it's a handy word none the less.
(MonkeyFuzz, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)
Surprised to see "Left handed cigarette!"
From out of the sticks of Kentuck, where Tobacco can grow wild.  The phrase is interchangeable:

"Rabbit Baccer"

Retro to the 60's lesbian scene, from rolling "it" in paper bags:

"Little brown cigarettes"

From out of Mexico!  After the spur on a Rooster (I think):

"El Gallo"

Bogart, by the way, means to smoke the joint alone.  After Humphrey Bogart, who always had the cigarette in the corner of his mouth, so you can light it up without burning your nose.
-------- EDIT ----------
Well!  I forgetted Viper, after the 1920's - 30's Jazz musicians.  Because when you pulled on a joint, it sounded like a snake hissing...
(I helped save b3ta! CapnChkn I like the Duck, he smells good., Wed 31 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)
Sensi

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
It was known as
Pure, Condensed Awesome.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)
Spliffy J
well ive heard it as:
sweet marry
mota
skunk
skwag
Mr. Feelgood
green genie
8-star
jimmy-jim
Smokeah-doke
Tokey Tim
Schwag
schwing
Bong Fodder

and i'll think up more later.
(boochan82 Wants to Shag Hugh Laurie and Hugh Jackman.. BADLY, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)
.
I call it the MAGICAL AROMATIC REGIONAL INDIAN JUICY UNDULATING AND NIBBLES-EVOKING APPLE of life.
(Alexxx It wasn't me, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 18:04, archived)
Disco-Cigarettes
I can't believe that hasn't been mentioned yet.
(Exploding. Plastic. Inevitable. failed to see the light on, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)
Evidence of a misspent youth
Jesus, where do I begin?

Right:

Tray - usually an old video box or a plate that would be used for any joint rolling activity. After a while, the tray would become packed with weed from many spillages.

Tray-joint - joint rolled using solely the contents of a tray. Usually lethal, due to high levels of weed.

Lung/Rocket - weed-smoking device made from half a plastic bottle and a polly bag. Tape the bag to the end of the bottle, and push it up inside. Place a piece of tinfoil onto the mouth of the bottle, poke a few holes, and spread some dope into it. Then, burn the dope, and slowly pull the polly bag downwards. The bottle should fill with smoke. When you're ready, suck the smoke out of the 'lung,' and be prepared to cough like a cancer patient.

Waterfall - another weed-smoking device. This one can be kind of messy. Take a two-litre plastic bottle and fill it with water. Again, put tinfoil over the mouth of the bottle, and poke a few holes. Spread the dope into the tinfoil, and hold your lighter ready. Now, poke a small hole near the bottom of the bottle, and as the water spills out onto the floor, light the dope in the tinfoil. The bottle should fill with smoke. When it's finished, you're ready to toke. To be honest, it's a hell of a lot of effort to go to just to get stoned. You're better off rolling a jeefer.

Cooser - it's a Scottish term for when someone doesn't know how to puff properly, and ends up covering the joint in saliva, as in "Aw, ya fucking daftie, ya've coosered the joint!". This can be rectified by passing a flame over the soggy end for 3 seconds.

Chase the dragon - a game played with a group of people and a reefer. Everyone stands in a circle, and the joint is passed round to the left. Take one or two draws, and you have to hold it in until the joint reaches you again. If anyone lets out the smoke before the join reaches them, they miss out on the next pass. This can be murder if the game is played with more than 6 people - often resulting in exaggerated 'hurry up' actions and comedy 'Mmmmph Mmmfhhh' noises.

In my group of misfits, there was always an established heirarchy for the passing of a joint. The person who rolled it sparks it, then it's passed to the person who supplied the weed. After that, it's anyone who donated tobacco to the joint, and after them anyone who donated cigarette papers (skins). Then it's pretty much a popularity contest. Good-looking girls tended to be high up the rota, as was anyone with drink to share.

I could go on, but I'm probably boring you now.

And remember - "Pass the doochie to the left-hand side"
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 18:08, archived)
Comical cigarette?
Fatty bum-batty.
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 18:09, archived)
and it is
the only time that 'banging on a fat one' can sound remotely cool
(boukha, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 18:12, archived)
irene
i think we bastardised irie
(nostrilsack a handpuppet, and a man-nappy, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 18:15, archived)
"Middle Class Substitute For Teenage Rebellion"
"David Cameron"

"Where's that fucking stink coming from?"
(Astatine, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 18:16, archived)
This always makes me laugh.


Marijuanalogues
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Jack cracked the elite b3ta inner circle on, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 18:18, archived)
hoon
smoking hoon
big fat hoon
fatty boom batty
(I helped save b3ta! bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 18:28, archived)
blaze

(I helped save b3ta! Raudulfr, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 18:28, archived)
er apart from the obvious
smoochy moochys
funky
rim jim
Nun's vagina
(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
Far far away...
Dagobah green.
(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
Marijuana words
Skunky Monkey,

ie: when my friend friend/dealer used to email
me at work (in code)

Mr S Monkey would like to see you tonight at
HALF past nine.

(I have your 1/2oz of Skunk for you)

Sorted
(Eggbound Distinctly Minty Munty, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
I used to call pot
Poo bar, snoozles (when you're really monged), sneezles (when you can't stop sneezing), Purple haze, black widow - white widow, ten bag (of bud), Teenth (1 sixteenth)
(The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens*, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
chronic
doobies, blunt, weed, gear, smoke, puff, ganj, ganja, waccy baccy, mary joanna, resin
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik i am a whore and my boyfriend's in prison, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
At uni we would always use the term Boogie :
You fancy a 'boogie'?
Lets go boogie.
etc.

We were almost subtle!
(I helped save b3ta! Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
.
comedy cigarette, an evening with Johnny Cash, hoove.
(I helped save b3ta! squidboot drips, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
jazz cigarettes

(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is crushing a grape, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
Weed.
Pot. Ganja. Reefer. Grass. Sparkin' a bowl. Takin' a toke.

Can't say that I've heard any new ones since the 70s that have stuck.

Can we ask what this is for?
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
at the weekends,,,,
Wake and Bake!
(Douglost, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
Tudor monarch
Y'see, my otherworld name is Henry.
So when I was younger and that way inclined I could ring up The Man and drop "a Tudor monarch" into the conversation.
In the unlikely event that anyone was listening in (but the stuff did make us a bit paranoid), they'd never have guessed that Henry wanted an Eighth.
This may be irrelevant to your enquiries.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
Mihi was a classic on my travels.
Mihi is green, tuhu is brown

(also, just green and brown, but that's boring)
(therocker, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)
chong
as in "cheeching on a chong"
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki pwns JAPAN, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)
Pot head
going for the original approach
(DeTimmy you'd better be sorry!!, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 20:30, archived)
Down here
we like to ironocally use the chav term "Zoot" when referring to a spliff, which has spawned many-a variation including "Zubat" (Pokémon), "Zuton" (the band), etc.

Personally, I like to combine the words "Spliff" and "Bifta", resulting in "Spliffta".
(Dooley, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 20:41, archived)
........
my mates cat is called spliffta. Its good when he gets reminders from the vets to "spliffta Allen"

Gets shorted to Biff (-ta) when the parents are around
(I helped save b3ta! bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
Spaati
Comes from a strange chap in the Iceland shop my mate worked in. He used to speak very strangely. One day, he asked if Nick had any spaati, thus:

Strange chap: Hey, you got spaati mate?
Nick: Um, what?
Strange chap: You know, spaati.
Nick: No... What?
Strange chap: [now vexed] Tin o spaati, innit? Spaati oop!
Nick: Er - spaghetti?
Strange chap: Yeh, innit. You got?
Nick: Yes, they're in the back... [urinates with mirth]

So, "spaati" became a code for unmentionable stuff. Swiftly the term spread around town, until people with no connection to Nick (or the Strange Chap) were using it.
(Ye of Little Faith has you on ignore, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 20:51, archived)
Gandalf, coffee, tea
Gandalf = 1 ounce [via abbreviation "oz", hence Wizard of Oz, hence Gandalf]

Coffee = hash resins [contrast with "Tea", qv]

Tea = grass / bud / skunk etc [beatnik term, cf W.S. Burroughs, J. Kerouac, et al]

We used to pool our money to get better deals. An elaboate code was invented for orders: we talked in cases of tea and coffee, using the shipping date for the mass of each unit - thus the 1st was 1 ounce, 2nd = half, 4th = quarter, etc, etc.

e.g.
"I'm getting some more of that Organic Tea in soon. If we ship by the 2nd, it'll be £30 a case. Would you like to order some?"
= I'm buying some weed. I can sell you a half ounce for 30 quid.

It's been ages since I did any of this shit. Sent me a bit bonkers for a while it did.
(Ye of Little Faith has you on ignore, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 21:01, archived)
...
Petterøes 3000

A gag on the norwegian most popular brand of tobaccomixtures "petterøes 3"
(Spng, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 21:17, archived)
chuffing,
toking, bucket, bubble, wrapping, lean, caining, puff puff pass
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)
bucket and pruning
i know its more of method, rather that the contents, but in australia that was pretty much what we called it. "fancy a bucket?" or
"hurry up dear, the movie starts in 5 minutes" "time for a quick bucket then, babe"

when I had my own plants we would sometime use the euphamism "pruning", as in "hey dave, lets do it a bit of pruning during the next ad breaks".

my brazilian mates refer to pot as "macunha" pronounced ma-coon-ya, and cutely refer to someone who smoke a lot as a "macunheiro". whenever I hear that word I cant help singing "heyyyy, macunheiro!" to the tune of the macarena.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 22:20, archived)
You may be interested in the following link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ1V-fOtrzc - Brujeria's cover of Macarena :D Lyrics (in Spanish) here
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 1:53, archived)
bucket -----> bucky

(kadee may or may not be a nymphomaniac, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
mumm raaah !

the terrible dry mouth feeling experienced during a heavy session

this still has me laughing like a loon 10 years after i first heard it.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
big fucking massive chonger
chonger meaning spliff
(sbx, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
Carpot & Chinese Eyes
One obsure one we used was "Carpot", which means an amount of grass put together by picking spilled bits out of the carpet and couch in desperation(ie when "out"), usually smoked with accompaning bits of fluff and detritus

Also, I had a few mates who refered to the act as chinese eyes. As in "what a bloody long day. Right. Let's get fuckin' chinese eyes"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
me and my mates
have called it budoire (as in boudoire) just derived from bud, added a bit of frenchness to it and now quite a few people use it.
(soupeh came out of lurking on, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)
Worthing B-52
From the Tank Girl comics, Boogah makes it. invented in Worthing, it takes 52 rizlas and after all you can say is buh...

tis my favourite
(DonMorte use your nonce-sense, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)
L-plate
Noun. A joint.

I don't know why.
(WarneMarsh My priority for frivolity begets quality jollity, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
Pot. Joint. Reefer. Shit.
/acknowledges Sgt Stadanko
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)
i got me some purple
bird call, trees, purple, the stickiest of the ickyiest, african fireworks, orbits, grapes...
(silver.x, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 1:22, archived)
Camberwell Carrot
In fact, just watch the whole Withnail & I film.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 1:51, archived)
Partaking of
the herb
(Dromedary, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 1:53, archived)
SEXY OXO
Black man's guilt
Head hurting pie parts
Failure fags
blah blah blah brown

I got a few more...
('mo monkeys 'mo problems nee chance you little nee chance, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:00, archived)
(singing)
I want to know what blaze is...
I want you to blaze up...
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan yinyue jiemuzhuchiren shahaile wode gou 哭, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 4:58, archived)
Marlboro Black
I heard once that Marlboro actually has this trademarked, for use as a brand name in the event of Marijuana ever being legalized. I don't think it's true.
(+3 Daliesque Cuirass of Ennui, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 5:48, archived)
Electric puha?
May not make sense outside of New zealand, land of the wrong white crowd.

^^and neither will that
(harlief Skankhammer II was killing time at, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 6:49, archived)
Down south ...
In South Africa it is largely referred to as "zol" (rhymes with awl), and one who has been partaking thereof is "goofed".

However, since most of our English-speaking culture is imported, any of the terms used in posts above will work.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFr00n buntz buntz eintz eintz, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 7:28, archived)
Lazy Lettuce
...cough... BFSO (big fat stinky one)
(gdtredmtn, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 8:19, archived)
Australian, possibly Adelaide northern suburbs only
"don't bogart that 3 paper/cone you cunt"

"give us a deal, 2 buddhas and a couple of chips" (loosely translated as "may I please purchase a 1 ounce bag of marijuana, 2 bamboo skewers covered in a marijuana/hashish blend and 2 marijuana cigarettes that have been laced with phencyclidine [PCP])
note: chips can also be referred to as woolies or zooms and are called speedboats when they also contain crack cocaine.

"ratty"
marijuana laced with brodifacoum but more commonly and safer to the smoker is marijuana that has been grown in soil that contains brodifacoum (a warfarin like active ingredient of rat poison). Safer still when the second or even third generation is smoked.

"clone" or "hydro"
the most common and available marijuana, grown from a clone plant hydroponically under lights.

"homee"
once the most common form, grown in the garden, usually in a large plastic pot to enable easy movement for sunlight/security.

other common terms
skunk
green
oz
dakka
ganja

In this state marijuana is a cotrolled substance, however, in small amounts or just a single plant ( I have personally seen 1.3 kg come off of a single plant)you just have to pay a fine. When you are caught you are issued an expiation notice (interestingly the same form is used for driving offences eg speeding)

Possession of cannabis

less than 25 g - $150
25 g or more but less than 100 g - $300


Possession of cannabis resin

less than 5 g - $150
5 g or more but less than 20 g - $300


Smoking or consumption of cannabis or cannabis resin in a private place - $150


Possession of equipment for smoking or consumption of cannabis or cannabis resin

if sole offence - $150
if accompanied by another possession, smoking or consumption offence - $30


Cultivation of cannabis plants (not being artificially enhanced cultivation*)

One plant (provided the cannabis is for the grower's own use and not for sale or supply) - $300

above from:
www.dassa.sa.gov.au/site/page.cfm?u=129#possession
(31eeweep remember, I am capable of inflicting severe pain, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 8:23, archived)
SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES!
with thanks to Jay and Silent Bob.
(UXB you said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 8:47, archived)
"I got some gear yesterday"
"Yeah? Salad or solid?"

A cheeky number.

When being posted an Al Green CD.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal is cacking your mahanney. Hard., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)
Mary J Blige

(mookay pick em up picklehead, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
I wish to purchase
some mind bogglants, good sir.
(FelchMyBelch looking forward to an eternity in Hell since, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
top bar

(Bobbykins, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
ghoulies
noun /slang - to be scared in a dark alley after consuming a bit too much skunk

i have the ghoulies. i am well scared innit.

i should not have partaken in that last coconut (bong), it gave me the ghoulies on the way home.
(magictorch, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
Snootchie
Bootchies!
(Stonkwood Played with his twanger AND bounced his balls on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
"tarry rope"
Obvious rhyming slang for 'Bob Hope' (or just 'Bob') heard from a Fifer in the eighties (it's not just cockerknees who do that)

Also "Flax" - adopted from the Illuminatus! books / Discordian teachings . . .

Think everyone else has pretty much already covered the multifarious other terms I've heard
(kiki chunt now available in blank, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
can 'o' bis

(woo who?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
Here's a bunch of ones I use (not all though)
1st the standard cockney words:

Henry (the 8th): 1/8
(mother and) Daughter: 1/4
(hurl and) Barf: 1/2
(stalk and) Pounce: ounce
(harry) Monk: Skunk.

Others:

Sol:(solid) Hash
Commercial: Weed

Personal ones:

Cutting/cutted: got gear/stoned
Blay/yay/blaybo: joint
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
Round here we say:
Stowgie, J, Blifter (Joint)

Monged / Monged Out / Blatted (Being stoned)

Nine-bar (A nine ounce block of cannabis resin)

One-er (One ounce of Cannabis)

Teenth (one sixteenth of an ounce)

Hot Knives (method of vaporising hashish for smoking)

Blow (cannabis resin)
(NotDavidBailey most certainly isn't, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
i smell
freshly cut grass
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips wants a new sig, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
I'm told the best weed is
Marvin Gaye weed.
So called because after one hit you're like 'what's going on?'
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
We used to call getting heavily stoned 'Getting Chinkied'
For obvious reasons

We were very PC back in the day...
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
Funky Cigarette
bifta
my lungs are hungry
medicine
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
.
Rocky (hash from morrocco)
Sputnik (opiated hash)
Fish (smoking cardboard - comes from roach)
Slate (aka flatpress)
Space gack (grass and home made opium - yes it is possible and works)
scud (hot rock/blim)
(I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
DEALER TALK
My pal always refers to 'gardening work' on the phone. And various terms for quantities: a 'corner' being a quarter key, a 'box' being a full one and I never actually want to know what a 'pallet' is....
(Monty Boyce teaspooning Bowie's eye out, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
fat ones
my friends and i like to always enjoy a "fatty-chapati" or a "fatty-bumbatty" depending on how brown or black the company is...oh, and we also refer to smoking weed as "dancing", hence we always like a pair of dancing shoes...
(asme, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)
Jazz fag
funny fag
disco cigarette...
(I helped save b3ta! Bum Eyes pretending to be a Jedi since, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
enimore
enimore?
(in-knock-you-us, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)
bit obscure...
my flatmate had a bong which he hid under a giant home-made bishops hat... ("yeah thats just an old haloween costume" - for flat inspections)

Hence we refered to it as...Praying To Bishop Hubbly, Suckin off the Bishop, Having a go on the Bish etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 1:38, archived)
Getting 'dakked' is pretty popular here in NZ
smoking dak, lighting a 'jazz cigarette', getting bung, gatting blazed, getting messy... oh the list goes on.


I'm in a bit of a stoner flat at the moment... we've been referring to things that are broken as being 'cut aye' lately. Cut, as in what you call a joint or whatever when it's finished. yeah.
(brazzin, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
Schmoking the pancake.
I have no idea why, I guess it sounded funny at the time :-)
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
From Austin Powers maybe?
Smoke and a pancake, bong and a wrap etc etc
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 0:46, archived)
Bungle Fags!
No idea where this came from, but anything illict or naughty gets the 'Bungle' prefix. For example, Bungle Fags for naughty smokes, Bungle Mags for 'art pamphlets', Bungle Videos (back in the day). etc...
(superscape blames it on the bogie, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
tomatoes
celery
cucumber


... basically any vegetable as long as it sounds out of context.

... and if anyone says tomatoe's aren't vegetables I'll make them sound like a fruit. a big gay fruit that's just had its bollox pushed into a past life.
(I helped save b3ta! ExactlyHowLongDoIHaveToBeHere, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
weed words
recreational cigarettes, fun fags
(kellogg going slowly insane, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
Gordon
as in Gordon Brown, in joke between Labour activists while at Uni. (or inactivists really given how much we smoked).

I've cleaned up my act since then, haven't gone near Labour for years now.
(middleofnowhere, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
WeeD WoRdS
GAK
(Jymbul's Academy of Twang Alan Hansen probably drinks a bit.se!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)

Mahoney - A Spliff
Guttenberg - Weed
High Tower - A bong
Tackleberry / Gun / Weapon - A clipper lighter or the wheel and flint section from a clipper lighter

In refrence to people under the influence
Jonesey - Make stupid noises under the influence
Fackler - Accident prone under the influence
Lassard - To never get to the point

Anyone with the spliff at anypoint can shout "batman" at which point the first person to say "robin" gets passed said mahoney. From then on the shouting of different dynamic duos controls the movement of the joint.
(RBF, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
We used to descibe gaky hash as kipper.
As in- This herbs a bit kipper.
(I helped save b3ta! Edenmonster, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
I'm not a huge partaker
Haven't seen tinnies mentioned yet though, or spots?
(kadee may or may not be a nymphomaniac, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
"anti-establishment substances"
(my old housemate used to smoke it - my friends and I thought it was only to prove how rebellious and lefty he was, hence this)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
WOOT
Oddly enough, in college (so what?) we called it The Woot. Joints were named based on size: a Wootangle, a Wootabega, or Wootastic Voyage.

I tried to introduce a Woot Yay, but it never quite caught on.
(jessemoya, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
Around the subject
My lot have no real words for the demon weed itself, but too many arcane practices and words surrounding it to count. Some of these:

The lighter - Chancellor (and hence chance, chance time, chancery lane)
The ashtray - Tashtray, bureau de change, classy bureau de change. It's also become de rigeur to call "frow it out da windah" when looking for the tashtray nowadays, as our current one is made in the image of Prince Naseem Hamed (He of the milk advert).
Any food procured for a smoking session is referred to as 'the peoples' or 'for the cause', which just goes to show what a communist occupation the wacky baccy is.
(jabboy, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
"Harry"
Hrry Monk - Skunk
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
weed related phrases/words
Fatty, Fatty boom batty, blunt, joint, doob, fat j, king size 3 sheater, toploading fucker, skunna, bud, green, arghan, squidgy black, rocky, resin, hash, moroccan, para-weed, sticky icky, skunk that smells like dog piss, quarter, q, eighth, teenth, half, oz, Smokey Johnson, ont' tick, bumtoker (when someone makes the roach all fuckin wet), bucket, bong, noya (paranoia), whitey, trippin out, spacehead, skin up, skins, blue rizla, blowback, L-D's "mate" - "give us l.d's on that mate", "two's", "who wants a brew?" etc etc
(binarymilk Rossz csillag alatt született, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
I don't smoke weed
But my friend does, he calls them "doobies"

He soon stopped now his girlfriend calls his penis "doobie"

This amused me :)
(Kris Is Ska "twat with a ukulele", Sun 4 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
well
at school once we were doing drugs (ha!) in science, and we got a sheet with a big list of all the nicknames of drugs. This was the list of names for cannabis:
Cannabis:
marijuana, weed, etc etc, shit, etc etc
GUESS which one caused an uproar, hoohah and a further kerfiffle.
(felch, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
Funny Fags
Creeperweed
Sinnerettes ( i went to a very religious school)
Sucking Satan's Cock
(Euan_Kerr, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)
One word that someone I knew used for hash
Slids (from solids)
(I have a face also had a sig on, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 0:32, archived)
getting lean, grade, bogweed

(I helped save b3ta! homonk is gay for chairs, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
Back in the 80s
Musical youth tried to explain on TV that a dutchie was a Jamaican cooking pot

Yeahh right
(I helped save b3ta! Hotdog, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)
tastey

(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
got stopped by the cops once...
and they called it narbis.

We was definatly confused.

"This ones got some narbis on him!"

what the fuck is narbis?.... oh yeh.....
(rossydizzle, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
In reference to the movie
We now called shitly rolled joints "enemy at the gates" The most confusing was another one of the international students a guy from Japan asking me for gram... My response oh you mean drugs like weed!! were so unoriginal anda good deal is a haccy sac all the way!
(Frodo, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
Pear Shaped
I always thought the phrase "its all gone a bit pear shaped" was derived from the shape a rollie becomes when its gone a bit wrong.
(del_ctrl_alt I escaped the blue screen of death, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
smoke > smokey > smokey joe > joe > Josephine

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
Not Mine...
MR RT's Friend..But G Nigga Roint


I was amused...
(rohypnol-theory No Accidents Since, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)