funnily enough...
we used to refer to sex as "scrabble" because of something he said in a lesson when reading

"An Inspector Calls"

some like "It's not like he'd go round to see her all night to play Scrabble!!"

oh dear!!! :(
( hubare Maffers loves Noit... in the bum, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)

You can get into all sorts of extended metaphors with that
such as someone getting their Scrabble board out, playing a triple word score, low scoring due to lack of consonants, etc
( divy, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

Haha...
I love it. Sex became known as 'Mr Whippy' for awhile, through some convoluted ice-cream metaphor.
(the nightmare of cake, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)