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Hello those of glogging arteries.
JMG Day on b3ta again, what will this massivelyt important day mean for you?
How have the celebrations gone, thus far?
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
Ho'way the Toon, and so forth.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
Arsenal 2
Necastle nil
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
Perhaps..
The only way we're going through is if we can nick a draw today.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
we did Arsenal over mid week
but it was their reserves. 5-1 and to Wembley!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
oh, by the way, I hope you have Woodgate
I don't fucking want him.

Even if he did have the best debut EVER for Real Madrid.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
He's the best defender I've ever seen play for this club.
We'll both be very happy if he joins us.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
nothing can replace Titus Bramble.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
Titus ran the show in the San Siro.
You leave Beckenbramble alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
I booked the day off work.
And I baked you a cake.
Then I fed it to the fatties as you're too double bastard hard to eat food.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
I completely agree.
I've personally punched several Heavyweight Boxing Champions in the time it's taken to type this message.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
today, JMG day, involved going to Tesco
then the pharmacy, then the bakery, then posting an AMUSING parcel to Friz,
then back here to put away my washing and listen to loud music.

Monday, Moohalaa Day, will involve buying a new moped, going to a local gig place, and er, tha's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
*FRANTIC RUBBING OF LOVESAUSAGE*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
Today JMG...
I shall be rearranging my room, in honour of you
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
Aim everything important towards JMG Towers.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
I feel extra happy now that my meds have kicked in.
I'm not lolmental; they're meds to stop me being in massive amounts of period pain. One of them also makes me bleed less cuntsplash, which is ace. Unfortunately, it does this by stopping the clots from breaking down - so although I'm not carting around a saturated twatnappy sagging under the weight of ovarygravy, when I wipe myself I often pull away a revolting plug of snotlike tuna casserole.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd annaghislaine.wordpress.com, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
why did I not stop reading
why
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
...and that's my rare beef and horseraddish sandwich in the bin

(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
Gimme.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
it's in the bin over there --------->

(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
Beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
How on earth are you still single?

(I helped save b3ta! Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
I've never gone looking for a partner.
I want to have one eventually; just not now. I don't think going on the pull is my style anyway - I'd rather start off as friends and then 'upgrade'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd annaghislaine.wordpress.com, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
Upgrade this.
*Flashes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
Sorry
(Luf yoo)
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
after they've learned all about your periods?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
At the moment I can very much relate to that!

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy is smiling, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
maternity pads FTW
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
What are they?
Are they like turbo-sized fanny hammocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd annaghislaine.wordpress.com, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
Yup.
When baby and placenta come out there's a bit of a bleeding hole in the womb, 6 weeks worth of gore.
(I helped save b3ta! Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
stop it STOP IT
*claws at eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
FLAPS

(I helped save b3ta! Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
*SHRIEK*
*goes back to lovely MEN and COCKS and SIGNIFICANT LACK OF FANNIES and ALL THAT*
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
*huggles*
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
it's natural and lovely
seeing the bucket filled with womb, placenta, blood, cord, poo, other fluids and stuff was a moment of beauty after the arrival of either of ours
(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
I think I've mentioned this before,
but when I was born my mum thought I was the placenta. ):
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd annaghislaine.wordpress.com, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
A friend was telling me
while she was giving birth the delivery room stank & her fella apologised for farting. The first time they got an opportunity to go out for a meal a couple of months later, he told her that the stink wasn't him & that she had shat herself in quite a large way.

It amused me that he had taken her out for a meal to tell her she'd shat herself.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
Apparently the placenta is a delicacy.

(I helped save b3ta! Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
If you're a FREAK.
I'm looking at you, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd annaghislaine.wordpress.com, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
I clicking this so all can share in its beauty.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
It's like looking into the eyes of God

(I helped save b3ta! Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
certainly ONE of his orifices, anyway

(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
you should put it in a jar
and leave it in the pocket of an enemy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
I would like to nominate this for worst post ever.
As well as for Too Much Information Post of the Year
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 17:56, archived)
I have Red Stripe

(I helped save b3ta! Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
*Something about Bob Todd, then a HIGH FIVE, as it's Lu*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
*high fives backatcha*

(I helped save b3ta! Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
I hope things are well at Lu Towers.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
Drunk Towers.

(I helped save b3ta! Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
Apparantly bucket of bad was fun last night
& I spent my first night online in ages on stressfactor. Silly broadsword.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
heh they both win

(I helped save b3ta! Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
Did you walk underneath Todd?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
pffffffffffffffffttttttttttt
no
(I helped save b3ta! Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd annaghislaine.wordpress.com, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
BOO FATTIES WOBBLING ONLINE.
HOOORAY QUEEN OF THE INTERNET!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
I am wobbling fatly.
ONLINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
So do I
in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd annaghislaine.wordpress.com, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
i've been up since first light
and been to Tesco, Jessops and for a nice breakfast with wifey

i bought a camcorder for recording hilarious moments and sending them to ITV

a truly great day
(I helped save b3ta! mns, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
A massive boost for ITV.
ITV needs this boost, as it's shit.

*Fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
i was considering asking someone to come and remove the 3 button from my remote control

(I helped save b3ta! mns, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
The celebrations have gone well but for some reason the bounties have not been touched.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
JMG actually is moderate towards the Bounty.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)