I booked the day off work.
And I baked you a cake.
Then I fed it to the fatties as you're too double bastard hard to eat food.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)

I completely agree.
I've personally punched several Heavyweight Boxing Champions in the time it's taken to type this message.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)