At the moment I can very much relate to that!

( Fluzzy is smiling, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)

maternity pads FTW
:(
( Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

What are they?
Are they like turbo-sized fanny hammocks?
( Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)

Yup.
When baby and placenta come out there's a bit of a bleeding hole in the womb, 6 weeks worth of gore.
( Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)

stop it STOP IT
*claws at eyes*
( moohalaa, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)

pfft

( broadsword likes breasts, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)

FLAPS

( Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)

*SHRIEK*
*goes back to lovely MEN and COCKS and SIGNIFICANT LACK OF FANNIES and ALL THAT*
( moohalaa, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)

*huggles*
sorry
( Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)

it's natural and lovely
seeing the bucket filled with womb, placenta, blood, cord, poo, other fluids and stuff was a moment of beauty after the arrival of either of ours
(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)

I think I've mentioned this before,
but when I was born my mum thought I was the placenta. ):
( Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)

A friend was telling me
while she was giving birth the delivery room stank & her fella apologised for farting. The first time they got an opportunity to go out for a meal a couple of months later, he told her that the stink wasn't him & that she had shat herself in quite a large way.

It amused me that he had taken her out for a meal to tell her she'd shat herself.
( broadsword likes breasts, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)

Apparently the placenta is a delicacy.

( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)

If you're a FREAK.
I'm looking at you, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall.
( Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)