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I woke up this morning and there was a black coffin outside my door.
So I gave him a packet of lockets and told him to fuck off.

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! SexFace!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
I didn't miss the reply button.
I posted without having seen Moo's post :(
(I helped save b3ta! SexFace!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
YOU WIN AT THE INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! Cthulhu F'taghn Tanzt kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
There's a documentary going to be shown on BBC2
covering Jeremy Beadles cremation. It's called "You've been flamed"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
*sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! SexFace!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
Apparently his ashes will be used to fertilise a memorial garden in his honour.
Watch out, Beadle's a sprout!
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
The memorial serice is going to have circus performers at it.
and the cematorium is a bring your own booze and pets affair apparently.

/100% TRUFAX
//I DIDN'T WRITE THIS
///Furry Dinosaur
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
Let's give a big hand to Jeremy Beadle
let's face it, if anyone needed one, it was him!
(I helped save b3ta! Cthulhu F'taghn Tanzt kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
Also
When the big hand touches the little hand, it's time for Jeremy Beadle to wash the soap off his hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Cthulhu F'taghn Tanzt kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
His solicitors have had a nightmare reading his will
It was all written in shorthand.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
and... and... and...
his, y'know, his hand like... it's like... all deformed and that..
(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
LOL THE AFFLICTED !!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
bung a bit about what you're having for lunch...
it may be he quintessential /talk post
(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
i had a peanut butter and jam sammich.
it wasn't 100% awesome. the jam wasn't gooseberry.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky hopes things are settling down again..., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
BUT it was in diagonal pieces.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky hopes things are settling down again..., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
triangularly cut

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky hopes things are settling down again..., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
Shut it, Fuck Face.

(I helped save b3ta! Red Rocket, BAM A LAM wants to know your gamertag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! SexFace!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
terrible bullying :1
.
(I helped save b3ta! Pauly pops Got a room going spare., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
hello redsponge rocketpants

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky hopes things are settling down again..., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
Why, if it isn't a wee beepyslinky...

(I helped save b3ta! Red Rocket, BAM A LAM wants to know your gamertag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
PANCAKES.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky hopes things are settling down again..., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
EYE NO!
savoury and/or sweet?
(I helped save b3ta! Red Rocket, BAM A LAM wants to know your gamertag, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
sweet sweet sweet
banana, liminanshuga, raspberries, syrup, jam, hot chocolate sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky hopes things are settling down again..., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
Do you have pancakes?
Can I have a pancake? Can I then smother it in nutella and eat it?
(Psycho Eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
NOT YET.
later.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky hopes things are settling down again..., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
also, nutella? WHYY?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky hopes things are settling down again..., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
Chocolatey goodness.
It goes all melty and lovely. I shall have some lemon and sugar on a different pancake aswell.
(Psycho Eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
...
How about now?
(Psycho Eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
I woke up this morning, feeling fine
There's someone special on my mime.

"Oh Jesus, get off Marcel Marceau"
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
i woke up this morning by a tap on the door
my plummer has a funny sence of hummor
(I helped save b3ta! Pauly pops Got a room going spare., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
tee hee hee

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky hopes things are settling down again..., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)