There's a documentary going to be shown on BBC2
covering Jeremy Beadles cremation. It's called "You've been flamed"
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

*sigh*

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)

Apparently his ashes will be used to fertilise a memorial garden in his honour.
Watch out, Beadle's a sprout!
( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)

The memorial serice is going to have circus performers at it.
and the cematorium is a bring your own booze and pets affair apparently.

/100% TRUFAX
//I DIDN'T WRITE THIS
///Furry Dinosaur
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)

Let's give a big hand to Jeremy Beadle
let's face it, if anyone needed one, it was him!
( Cthulhu F'taghn Tanzt kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)

Also
When the big hand touches the little hand, it's time for Jeremy Beadle to wash the soap off his hands.
( Cthulhu F'taghn Tanzt kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)

His solicitors have had a nightmare reading his will
It was all written in shorthand.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)

and... and... and...
his, y'know, his hand like... it's like... all deformed and that..
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)

LOL THE AFFLICTED !!!!!!

( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)