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When the big hand touches the little hand, it's time for Jeremy Beadle to wash the soap off his hands.
( Cthulhu F'taghn Tanzt kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)

His solicitors have had a nightmare reading his will
It was all written in shorthand.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)

and... and... and...
his, y'know, his hand like... it's like... all deformed and that..
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)

LOL THE AFFLICTED !!!!!!

( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)