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I am very tetchy following a very busy day at work.
I need someone rubbish to shout at.

Nominations?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
ME! ME ME ME ME ME!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
YOU FUCKING DURACELL RESEMBLING SPUNK AND MIMSY CHEWING SUGARTITTED WANKBASKET

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
I feel validated.

(I helped save b3ta! Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
YOUR MUM??

(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
Parrott

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)
PARROT IS ACTUALLY SHITTER THAN PEOPLE WHO ARE SHITTER THAN MASTER OF TURNIPS.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
Careful now, he'll search for his name and have a great big paddy in full caps when he sees that.

(I helped save b3ta! Know ye not Woodside? http://www.spam.com/lol, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
He can have a little paddy
fucking his shit up if he wants :p
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Know ye not Woodside? http://www.spam.com/lol, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
You should cut him up REAL DEEP.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
What?
Is he JMG as well?
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
He's considerably shitter.

(I helped save b3ta! Know ye not Woodside? http://www.spam.com/lol, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4522386
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)
Unpossible

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
The b3ta awesome stats go roughly like this..
=1. JMG/Rob
3. Lu
4. God
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9999 average good /board person
10,000 average, good /talker
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30,000 average good QOTW-er
30,000 average rubbish /talker or /boarder
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45,000 Ding
45,001 MoT
45,002 people shitter than Mot
62,000 Parrott
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
fail

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)
he wears his sister's underwear

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
You can shout at me
but I'm not much fun because I probably deserve it.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)
Shut up, you old coot!
You couldn't deserve it if you wanted to!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
HE can shout at me, YOU cannot!
Go stuff your head in a bucket of zit puss, you syphilatic wheezer knob!

Fartknocker.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
At least my balls don't hang in the toilet water.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
Too bad your mum's do
Standing up
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
She was playing with a yo-yo, silly.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
i can pretend to be rubbish if you like,
but it will take a lot of effort on my part.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)
I could only shout at you for being rubbish if you dressed up like Dotmund.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
i'm already wearing his pants.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
Shout Away!
*braces for impacts*
(Ronnie Spleen knows you really fancy Miranda Hart, Vogon!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
I'm total rubbish. Have a go.

(I helped save b3ta! Kristine Free PsychoChomp!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
It'll be like water off a duck's back.
Gimme hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
Him over there.
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Know ye not Woodside? http://www.spam.com/lol, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
No, but I can lend you some swears if you like.
My step-dad just called my sister a 'fuck-nosed dick pig'. We liked that one.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie *running high pandering five*, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)