No, but I can lend you some swears if you like.
My step-dad just called my sister a 'fuck-nosed dick pig'. We liked that one.
( rosie posie *running high pandering five*, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

Hahaha!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)