What have I missed this afternoon?
I love you all, you know.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

2 old ladies crossing the road
and a spastic.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

Spastickle-me-Elmo

(__, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

iwaaneabeyourfrend
/belms
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

You've missed me.
I'm sure of it.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

READ THE REVIEWS YOU SHIT
www.b3ta.com/talk/4650151
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

BUYING BALDMONKEY'S BOOK CURED MY DEBILITATING FEAR OF MY FAMILY BEING EATEN BY SHARKS

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

Yeah, gay fear

(__, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

Baldmonkeys book cured my headache
/princess diana blog.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

BALDMONKEY'S BOOK GAVE ME SOMETHING TO STAND ON SO I WAS TALL ENOUGH TO FRENCH KISS MY DAD

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

chimps, metal, clits
thats it
( canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

no spunk?

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

Well...Now, yes

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

ONLY JUST NOW?!

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

Sorry...yes

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

You'd better start working overtime, bub.

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

I'm saving it in little plastic pots
just for you
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

Get the man goo pumping, Bill. I'll be over in 5.

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

You got it
*makes gun with hand*
*winks*
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

*unloads my splufftastic load all over your sagging mammaries*

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4656383
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

You're done?
I've not even started with you yet boy.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

S'ok, i will rise again

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

^ this.

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

Ah but don't you get to see it OFFLINE??

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

Mmm.....looootion

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

It rubs the lotion
on its skin
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

Oh god....I've just cum.

( K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

creamy

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

I went to an animal park
I bet you haven't seen as many animals as I have this afternoon
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

I have seen the movie `animal farm`
eels from a ladies bits indeed.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

I find it difficult to stay up

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

loose lips

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

I live in portsmouth.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

I'm so sorry

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

not as sorry as me

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

I've seen MORE
I've seen....Lions tigers bears parrots iguanas crocodiles sea-lions whales dolphins snakes ants bees wasps kangaroos emus eagles finches cats dogs pigs cows donkeys mules horses llamas some sort of giant rat hamsters aaaaaand a duck.
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

YEAH, WELL I SAW SEVERAL CHICKENS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

You win
Hands down. In the world of animal poker, Several Chickens is a Royal Flush.
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

Even me?
*sobs*
(63956, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

almost

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

:(

(63956, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

alright. yes.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)

To be fair
she does have huge tits
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

So do I
/walks around topless.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

Phwoarr
you sexy beast
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

I love you too balders
You dirty poo eating monkey.
( WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

Dunno
What's it worth?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

Not a lot
Apart from me obviously :)
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

You missed the train...
that would have delivered your love to me.
( mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

I don;t know for I have been in the land of nod.
Umm... Well.. I... err... you know... Like you... as a (internet) friend... ahem... a lot. *Coughs and fidgets*
( Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)