Settle an argument
We live next door to an old people's home, and they have left a seemingly pristine bright yellow leather armchair outside.

Should my boyfriend:

a) Drag the chair up to our flat under the cover of darkness and disinfect it in our living room

b) Go to the old people's home tomorrow and ask them very nicely whether he can take it and enquire as to why they are getting rid of it

or

c) Leave the chair alone, because somebody probably died and/or shat themselves in it
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

I think you should do sexual intercourse and post pics on here

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

at the TOP

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

Well done.
You're King Spotty.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

*click*

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
option A!!!!!!!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

d) Don't be such a tink

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

3: it's only sensible
Then send us all some money.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

THERE IS NO OPTION 3.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

I like to be different.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

3 wasn't an option

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

We'll go with two others then.
Your sexual requests are getting weirder.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

Look it's not my fault you are boring
I need stimulation from somewhere.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

I like to pee on you as much as the next man.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

b!

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

a!
they might say no, and then you would have no free stuff
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

but they are old, and old people shoudl be treated right.
besides they might give you tea and cake
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

b.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

It'll be covered in piss and death
Quite the bargain.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

sounds like my sex life

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

sex
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

a)

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

b) seems the most acceptable option.
I hate to see good stuff just thrown away.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

You and your boyfriend!

( BraynDedd Chinny McChinchin, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

every time you sit in it
you'll think of the countless colostomy bags that have leaked down the wipe-clean cushion covers
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

As a Buddhist, arguments are an exercise in futility.

( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

no they aren't
//predictable
( spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

As a Hindu, I find your hostility offensive.

( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

as a sikh, i find your offence
sikh and ye shall find
( spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

SIKH AND DESTROY
Oh, Japes.
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

b, and offer them a fiver as goodwill
if you have a fiver to spare, anyway
( spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

I bet it started out white

the old are very piss
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

leave it well alone.
a bright yellow leather armchair sounds terribly vile
( mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

Even if they give it to you, it'll always smell of old people and disinfectant
I'd rather sit on the floor
( h3donist zoinks!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

d) throw it on the nearest skip
and go to DFS (Summer sale ends this weekend)
( planearm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

Well, we don't actually need a chair
He just really wants it. He's just put his coat on and gone to take a picture of it.

Have I moved in with Stig of the Dump?
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

DRY HUMP A SKIP.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

I got your book in the post
I LOL'ed.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

\THANK youou

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

WANK UP A LANDFILL

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)