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Then I completely accept this form of star-bracketed internet bonding involving my backside and you appearing to bond with me, full in the knowledge that this is the internet, and is in NO WAY REAL.
I feel that I should be allowed to stamp "IT'S. NOT. REAL." on people's foreheads.
Those who take the internet too seriously.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
*hunts JMG down in real life*
*bums him*
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
That's going to involve movement on your part.
Can you commit to movement?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
I will have you know I am quite active.
Although for the most part travelling involves a lot of sitting so meh.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
I honestly feel I carry hope in the internet's fight against heart disease.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
Never mind him, he's not too great around women
I imagine him saying that is the internet equivalent of pinging your bra strap
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
Mykeyboy once again telling the internet what I am like, offline.
I live with my Mum when he gets into full swing.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
Don't I Tubby?

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
Well you seem determined to tell people how they are offline
Perhaps jmg can dish it out but salty little tears form at the edges of his eyes when it is done to him?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
What have I got wrong about you?
You are fat.
You live with your internet girlfriend in Aberdeen.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
What have I got wrong about you?
You are fat and balding.
You dont have a girlfriend.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
As you're always telling people who'll listen, I have an offline and online persona.
Why should I tell you information about my dating?
I don't have to validate myself to the internet m33ting club.
I'm not giving you the delight of knowing more about me.


I'm far from fat. Please. That's just offensive. Stop trying to get people to think I'm fat.

I also see you haven't said I live with my mum, there. That's a strange ommission.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
It was the photo you posted that made people say it.
Well, do you live with your mum? Lets simply clear that up shall we?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
"I'm not giving you the delight of knowing more about me."
Do they teach you this style of interrogation at school?
Simply asking another question is going to work. Well done.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
But you didn't answer which makes people think you are hiding something

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
Yes.
Because the internet just appears exactly how you want to see it.
Perhaps I don't tell the internet about my private life, because I don't know, or wish to know any of you people.

No offence. It's just another case of people taking it too seriously on here, wondering why others won't give you information about themselves.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
If you dont want to know anyone here
why do you bother coming?
I suggest you fuck off to somewhere you do want to know the people, instead of trolling
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
Well done. You couldn't feep yourself off this one for long.
I, like dare I say, 90% of the rest of the planet, aren't on the internet to meet new people.

Mainly as you internet meeting types are fucking horrors.
No offence, keep up the good work.



Yours,
Whatever you wish me to be, as long as it keeps you sane. x
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
Yes, even more bored now
Bye bye
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
Well done.
Great outro!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
point of order sir!
you are no belsen victim, but why is it automatically offensive if someone assumes that about you. but fine for you to assume it of others?


altho gilgameshes b3tan MSK game does prove you are 80%right
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
I think he means all the other people.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
Its probably not worth the effort me typing things to him
He obviously lives in his own sad little world
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
You boys just need to get a room.
Making kissy faces at each other.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
Do you reckon he takes everything I say too seriously?

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
I'm not sure, I don't give it much thought really.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
Well this place is very much like a playground

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
*pulls hair*

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
*Tells on JMG*

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
*recurses*

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)