He's called Hansel
he set the band up with his sister Gretel, they were originally called "... and you will know us by the trail of bread".
( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:35, archived)

Pfffft

( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)

Stop that.
Or I will be forced to unleash the spastic estate agents!!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)