There's a user called bookerina
who i have decided to fall in love with (as long as she's a girl).

are you there, sweetheart? are you?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:49, archived)

I bet you she's Tonay in disguise

( Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:51, archived)

What if she is a girl
and 12 years old?
(Evil Lu, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:52, archived)

perhaps his love
is destined to be unrequited

*plays violin*
*gets sued for noise pollution*
*goes to prison*
*pimps fellow prisoners*

'ning
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)

Perhaps
he's patient and will wait for her to grow into a woman with a hairy fanny and lady boobs.

Or maybe he's a peado
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)

ah
the smell of romance and rohypnol...
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:02, archived)

Just get a 6 year old and add them togeher, duh

(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)

is your criteria for love such that
just a name is sufficient, or are you desperate?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:53, archived)

i like books
and she sounds clever.

that'll do.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)

i've never read a book in my life,*
and i'm as thick as shit*

will that do?


*not strictly true
( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)

*hruff*
I'm a girl and no-one ever falls in love with me.
*sulks*
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:54, archived)

*falls in love*
better?
( rhcpaul - you don't need pants for the victory dance, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:55, archived)

Thank you, my darling.
*snogs in the face*
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:56, archived)

ha!
and i beat all those chancers down there too!
too late, she's mine
*sweeps off feet, runs*
( rhcpaul - you don't need pants for the victory dance, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)

Monogamy was never part of the deal.

( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:58, archived)

*serenades*

( Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:55, archived)

*is thoroughly wooed*

( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)

I'll fall in love with
you if like. I've got nowt better to do.
(Dr. Lucien Sanchez, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:56, archived)

but...
you are a girl in the true sense of the word.

No matter how lovely you are, keeping out of jail is the more desirable option.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:56, archived)

We all have the horn for you my dear
and are awaiting your birthday with baited breath and strained trousers.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)

of course I read that
as stained
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)

Come father my babies
you big hunk of manlove.
( Flapjack - Dorsoventral coupling., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:54, archived)

oi!
that's not me
( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:55, archived)

Curses
And I woulda gotten some action too...
( Flapjack - Dorsoventral coupling., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:56, archived)

Ah, it's not too late
I'm going cheap.

*grabs ankles*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)

hello...
don't be scared.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)

Actually
you scare me a little bit...


*allows blood to engorge penis*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)

An Oxford person!
*points at username*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:58, archived)

yay woo to the oxford crew
:)
( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)

I demand you join us at the Oxford bash!
Twil go to the turf and suchlike...


/Osney chap
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)

oi
hands off my bird.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:04, archived)

*holds back doity bib*
Quick Mykey, I've got him, now's your chance to get the girl.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:08, archived)

Cant i have them both?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:17, archived)

Sure, why not.
/feeling magnanimous
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:20, archived)