is your criteria for love such that
just a name is sufficient, or are you desperate?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:53, archived)

i like books
and she sounds clever.

that'll do.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)

i've never read a book in my life,*
and i'm as thick as shit*

will that do?


*not strictly true
( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)