Gargh
If C++ is good at producing anything, it's insane desperation. Missing library here, expected comma there, I'd almost expect it to report it doesn't like the color of my shoes. The worst thing, though, is finding out after 2 hours of searching that your code isn't to blame but all it needs is a simple "make clean". Never know when it happens.

Edit: funny thing is, it's where I got my inspiration while thinking up a username. The compiler error log said: "Too many errors. There's something terribly wrong with your code. Please fix it." I was kinda hurried in thinking up a username there, and it stuck I guess.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)

You could save yourself the bother
and bum a dead dog instead
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:01, archived)