my love goes unanswered
my muse will not speak
And as boethius's wheel spins
i am tied to the spoke*

*disjointed rhyme to illustrate my state of mind and heartbrokennessness
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:14, archived)

I recommend suicide and/or wanking.

( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:17, archived)

Wankicide
is the way to go
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:18, archived)

malchick should be able to tell me
how many strokes induce death.

but how can fwapping replace the love of her who loves me not?

I stand on a precipice
the depths gape before me
Loveless life,
or lifeless love
Which is it to be?

(bloody hell, that's quite good, isn't it?)
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:23, archived)

Any more poetry from you
and you will get fucked up the arse by at least five of us.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:24, archived)

i'm good with my tongue
and i've got quite long thumbs
i look forward to claiming
my 5 b3tan bums
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)

I shit on a leaf
which is positioned underneath
whilst i gnash my teeth
in the direction of a thief
( Leningrad, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)

*manhugs*
dry your eyes mate
( The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:20, archived)

I'll go out with you
*bats eyelids and chews lip provocatively*
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:22, archived)

that's going to give someone (woat) the fackin orn
if you're not careful.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)

you don't really want to fall in love with me
it's not nice
( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)

why not?
is the sex too intense?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)

No
she's gay and does it with hairy girls
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:28, archived)

EEw

( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)

did you just mispell ewe?
you do it with sheep?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:31, archived)

That's woolly girls
she does it with horny handed lezza truck drivers with tasche's and fannies with hair like the Jackson 5 in 1977
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:34, archived)

you've been watching pigeon street again
admit it.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:36, archived)

woat!
do you mind? 3s a crowdfantasy of mine
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)

haha
hope springs eternal
( rhcpaul - you don't need pants for the victory dance, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)