I recommend suicide and/or wanking.

( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:17, archived)

Wankicide
is the way to go
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:18, archived)

malchick should be able to tell me
how many strokes induce death.

but how can fwapping replace the love of her who loves me not?

I stand on a precipice
the depths gape before me
Loveless life,
or lifeless love
Which is it to be?

(bloody hell, that's quite good, isn't it?)
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:23, archived)

Any more poetry from you
and you will get fucked up the arse by at least five of us.
( Goatworrier - Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap !, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:24, archived)

i'm good with my tongue
and i've got quite long thumbs
i look forward to claiming
my 5 b3tan bums
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)

I shit on a leaf
which is positioned underneath
whilst i gnash my teeth
in the direction of a thief
( Leningrad, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)