I kept telling them it would happen, but they never listened....
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/4493713.stm
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)

THAT'S TECHNOLOGY FOR YOU.
The world would be a better place if we all rode donkeys and lived in tents.
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:42, archived)

Zee vurld vuoold be-a a better plece-a iff ve-a ell rude-a dunkeys und leefed in tents.
(Sticky Label, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:54, archived)

Must have been going at a terrific rate
if the kerb propelled it up that far...
damn boy racez
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:48, archived)

feckin ell
"the other man, who they believe could be the driver, was found under the front wheels. "

ouch
( bookerina, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:51, archived)

He was actually the ramp used in this crazy stunt.
Bloody students.
( Leningrad, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 17:53, archived)

*tries to work out what strazy means*
*realises it isn't a spoonerism*
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 18:01, archived)