The first line amused me...simple things for simple minds...
www.ghoststudy.com/monthly/apr05/parlor.htm
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:43, archived)

pfft

(Sticky Label, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:46, archived)

this

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:47, archived)

Theres some stupid photos on there...

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:47, archived)

you can get paid for mentalism?
*Belms at people on the street*
*9am-5pm only*
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:47, archived)