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I am considering a glass of Port
More importantly, when was the last time you had several fingers in a glistening mimsy?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
About half an hour ago
What sort of port?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
Any one in a storm.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
I tried some chocolate port when I was in the Barossa Valley
I can't find any anywhere now :o(
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
That sounds interesting
Does it actually have chocolate in or does it just have a chocolatey flavour?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
I can't remember
I know it was blended with chocolate when it was made so it was probably more than just chocolate flavoured.

It was lovely, but I'd just visited three wineries before I'd tried it so it made me feel a tad icky.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
I forget
I do know i got it for two quid instead of a tenner though...
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
Bargain!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
About three weeks ago :(

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
And i for one shall be glued to the trial coverage

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
Too long ago,
unless you count my own of course :o(
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
Well here you go.
*Opens the port*

Bottoms up!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
Chin, chin!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
*wipes chin*
Oh, sorry.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
LOL!
*tuts* Mucky pup!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
If that's a euphemism for 'crisp packet'
then that would be 15 minutes ago.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
salt and vinger flavour for added zing?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
actually i read some news story somewhere that teens were so poor they were using crisp packets instead of condoms
somewhere in the valleys or glasgow i think
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
But condoms are free...

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
from drop in centers yes, but these are scallies who dont know, i made a big picture at uni about it
ill try and find it....
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
Scampi Fries?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
LOLFISHYSNACKPISS!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
*something about scampi and lemon Nik Naks*
:)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
Too slow
OLD MAN!*

*I am older than you, I am aware of that.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
nik naks are what your fingers look like after they've been in the mimsy

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
I used a sandwich bag, once.
//young and unprepared, yet resourceful.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
Were you in a pickle?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
Let's ask her! Where is she?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
I hadn't thought that!
You nawty boy
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
No, a girl.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
few months, been very mimsy free

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
You can have port if you bring me some round

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
some glistening mimsy?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
Well that too yes

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
I think she meant fingers.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
And what if i am already supping from a large glass?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
bucket you mean?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
Then you need to get over here quicker

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

ass +istening mimsy

I can't believe I actually scored out ass
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
<s>gl</s> would have been fine

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
'bout a month and a half?
Why?

Do you think you might be pregnant?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
About 24 hours ago.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
*sniffs*
Smells of gusset
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
Warres Warrior ftw

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
About two days ago

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
That would be telling
And seeing that there is an ongoing court case...
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
eeewwww, never

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
about four months ago
in my defense i've had other things on my mind
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)