Evening all
How ya diddling?
(Straightbane Now with a loyalty card from "Stoner's Pot Palace", Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

I'm not diddling. I might later though.

( milknosugar is listening to 98.5 JMG FM, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, archived)

Hyperdrunk.

( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, archived)

Drunk III: Hyperdrunk
I preferred the first movie with the 'tard
( NobbyNobody, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:02, archived)

Not at all, thank you.

( Nile, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, archived)

You should try it.
I heard you Scans invented it.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis We are the B0rg. You will be 4551m1la70r3d., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

Thats anal isnt it?

( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

we invented EVERYTHING

( Nile, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

Except reasonably priced alcohol

( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

well, yes
but you can always just brew your own!
( Nile, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:55, archived)

Including silly names for furniture
Hurrah Scandinavia!
( trev, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:55, archived)

furniture people
( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:55, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikea#Product_names
( Cap'n Tallbeard Just some rage and three kinds of yes, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:58, archived)

HAI I HAVE YOUR CD.
I'm about to load it up. Some tight arse didn't pay enough postage, and I have to go collect it tomorrow and pay £1.15. I'm wondering whether to bother.
( Esme Weatherwax BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:56, archived)

Go and tell the post office to justify the cost before handing over teh cash.
Make them fully explain the lack of postage.

Trev sent me a disc and they tried the same thing with me but they were wrong.
I think it is a big Royal Mail scam

Oh, and tell Noit to GAZ me your address for Randomburnings. He hasn't replied to my email
( milknosugar is listening to 98.5 JMG FM, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:58, archived)

oooh, okay.
One pound is their handling fee. Fuckers.
( Esme Weatherwax BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:02, archived)

A cd in a jiffy (lol) requires a Large Packet Stamp.
I bet it has a regular stamp on it.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis We are the B0rg. You will be 4551m1la70r3d., Fri 9 May 2008, 23:08, archived)

HAI LOL

( Nile, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:59, archived)

ELOOO
My sister's friend fell off a horse, broke her collarbone. Only 50% chance it will heal properly.
( Esme Weatherwax BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:03, archived)

Tired and a little under the weather.
You?
(allergic to curry bouncing like Tigger, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

Hello n00b.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis We are the B0rg. You will be 4551m1la70r3d., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

'ning.
It's all good now the revision has been soundly beaten with a spade and buried under the patio. Yourself?
(Dok Zombie 21st Century Viking, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

I am in bed, mostly naked and trying to sleep.
It is too loud in here.
(postal ninja now with 150hp, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4889941
( Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

. . .
Yes. I am going now.

*hugs*

Nighty night B3ta people.
(postal ninja now with 150hp, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:55, archived)

Eating a burger, waiting for my internet to be cut off and wishing I was drunk.

( LimeyTreat harder, better, faster, stronger, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

HAHAHA
I am drunk - *blows raspberry*
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis We are the B0rg. You will be 4551m1la70r3d., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

This

( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

breathless

( Hedonist needs your clothes, your boots and your motocycle, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

I'm going to diddle in about 10 minutes

( magnum, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

I'm tired
bored
and defragmenting my hard drive.

I am cool
( moohalaa, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

How not to write a personals ad, Volume 1

( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

Fat, manic depressive seeks equally fat, socially inept guy
for quests in the far reaches of Azeroth.
Must like KFC.
( moohalaa, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

must have own mount
epix preferred.
( spangolin - whose fatal songs are moving in the moon, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

You ever try any of the inferior chicken eateries?
Such as Super-Chick or Maryland Fried Chicken?
(Dok Zombie 21st Century Viking, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:16, archived)

By "defragmenting my hard drive"
I bet you meant "eating fried chicken" didn't you?
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis We are the B0rg. You will be 4551m1la70r3d., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

What are you talking about?
It's piss easy to understand who you're replying to.
( elusive Mario Kart friend code in profile, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:03, archived)

Not too bad
Just been watching Peep Show and activating my account
(Straightbane Now with a loyalty card from "Stoner's Pot Palace", Fri 9 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

You just replied to yourself dude.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis We are the B0rg. You will be 4551m1la70r3d., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:55, archived)

To be fair
The way the Talk board works is a bit confusing at first. I.e which "reply" to click, which threads came first etc...
(Dok Zombie 21st Century Viking, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:01, archived)

I've just had some yeasty
apple juice concotion that was supposed to be booze.

I'm very jealous of my housemate, who just got back from Dubai with reports of Hoegaarden on tap....

Other than that the camels are all good and the dust is dusty
( Beejay doing terrible things to Bou's body since, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:01, archived)

there was a bar by me that had Hoegaarden on draught. A lovely drop.
but it was taken over by the Slug and Lettuice and now it's all Carling and Stella :o(
( Hedonist needs your clothes, your boots and your motocycle, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:04, archived)

The globalisation
of the British pub is a fucking travesty.

It's the chavenisation of society. I cant understand whats wrong with places that have individuality and character...unless it's dressed in reebok trackies and swiggng a can of stella it must be wrong.

Capitalist cunts.
( Beejay doing terrible things to Bou's body since, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

This is one of the best things about living in a small town:
no crappy chain pubs.
( Woodside Industries aced it(?) in Runcorn, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

I'm hot, tired, in pain and a little fuzzy.
I'm feelin purty good right now...
( Kristine It's all too sweet to last, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:04, archived)

Thats either the result of a good night with me
or a bad night with Piston Broke
( Beejay doing terrible things to Bou's body since, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:11, archived)