I'm tired
bored
and defragmenting my hard drive.

I am cool
( moohalaa, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

How not to write a personals ad, Volume 1

( cr3 loves you, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

Fat, manic depressive seeks equally fat, socially inept guy
for quests in the far reaches of Azeroth.
Must like KFC.
( moohalaa, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

must have own mount
epix preferred.
( spangolin - whose fatal songs are moving in the moon, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

You ever try any of the inferior chicken eateries?
Such as Super-Chick or Maryland Fried Chicken?
(Dok Zombie 21st Century Viking, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:16, archived)

By "defragmenting my hard drive"
I bet you meant "eating fried chicken" didn't you?
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis We are the B0rg. You will be 4551m1la70r3d., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

What are you talking about?
It's piss easy to understand who you're replying to.
( elusive Mario Kart friend code in profile, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:03, archived)