How not to write a personals ad, Volume 1

( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

Fat, manic depressive seeks equally fat, socially inept guy
for quests in the far reaches of Azeroth.
Must like KFC.
( moohalaa, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

must have own mount
epix preferred.
( spangolin - whose fatal songs are moving in the moon, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

You ever try any of the inferior chicken eateries?
Such as Super-Chick or Maryland Fried Chicken?
(Dok Zombie 21st Century Viking, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:16, archived)