Would anybody like quickly complain at JMG?
I'm offering a 5 minute window, here.
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 10 May 2008, 0:53, archived)

It's raining here.
Sort it out.
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

nah

( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

I'm about to watch P.S. I Love You.
I don't have much to complain about.
( Kristine a fucking whore, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:55, archived)

The missus wants to see that
It sounds all sad, I think I might need to be wasted to sit through it. I guess she likes it when I cry though
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

You don't post enough

(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:56, archived)

to complain to your ego attention seeking self
would be to do what you seek, i.e. give attention and conflict.

Would you like to be made aware of other people who refer to their prefabricated altar ego selves in the third person?

Well, there's Makosi from Big Brother 6. She also thought she was hot shit.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:15, archived)