Seeing as people are wasting them
I'll do one, seeing as the question is too far down.

Jacques do a Forest Fruits and there's an Orchard Fruits now.
( Sammi - electrohead, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:58, archived)

orchards

(glenbo Amagads, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

What?

( Sammi - electrohead, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

Happy birthday youngling
Youth is wasted on the young, and that youth is wasted.
(Ronnie Spleen No b3tamates and one b3tastalker on, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

Fuck youth
Youth shall get fucked
( Sammi - electrohead, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

PEEDO

( wynoh menace to sobriety, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

+ on cheap speed and white cider

(Johnny Catfish got greasy hair, wears a suit of gold, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

UGH!"
White cider is one of the most horrible things ever
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:15, archived)

I fancy a girl at work, but she's far too old for me
and as such probably won't have anything to do with me :(
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

Do you work at Buckingham Palace?

( Sammi - electrohead, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

No.

(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

they (edit - she) might be up for it
make an attempt i dare you!
(glenbo Amagads, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

It's all been very schoolyardish.
I want to but...you know...
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

schoolyards are where the deepest romances are found
possibly. you never know...
(glenbo Amagads, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

Man up. Maybe she likes winkers.
Just how old is she?

I have aboy coming over tomorrow night who I don't really fancy but might pounce on, all the same.
( LimeyTreat - if she wasn't real you'd make her up, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:19, archived)

The tea lady had a colostomy, double prolapse and emphysema
but I hear she's still game
(Ronnie Spleen No b3tamates and one b3tastalker on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

Man, my parents have something like a ten year age gap
And you're a charming, suave motherfucker with great taste. GO FOR IT!
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

How old is she?
Chicks dig a bit of young!
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

This!
oldest woman i got off with was 42 years older than me
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

but...why?

(glenbo Amagads, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

Ports/storms is my guess

(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

mature fetish and being so lonely that a kiss was as good as a marriage
She was very pretty, but that's in my past.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

HA you dirty cunt
My wife was 18 years older than me, that's more than enough
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

My girlfriend is 2 years younger than me.
And yet I feel dirty, because she was at school about a year ago,
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:07, archived)

You are quite right to feel wrong, because you are.
I've not been out with a younger bird since I was 18, I'm 40 now and Ms Official is 50 in two weeks. I've never met anyone quite so voraciously sexy as her in all my years :)
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:10, archived)

I know she's young, but she is so lovely and I think she's very pretty
At first her parents were agianst me and then they met me and now they like me. :D
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:11, archived)

I'm only teasing
I'm sure it will be ace fun
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

Not really
I can't get it in
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:15, archived)

Hello.
The only day off I have in the forseeable future is monday, and that's not really a day off because I'm working till monday morning, and then just going back for a bit of a sleep to turn around to days on tuesday.

And also we might have to share our house with two other trainees because there's no accomodation ANYWHERE.

So I don't know if I can see you really. Work is LONG.
( rosie posie *running high pandering five*, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:32, archived)

The Jacques Orchard Fruits is awesome,
but Summer Fruits is THE "Sitting in the garden with your mates" drink
( Master Of Turnips., Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

Definitely
psst.. It's forest fruits
( Sammi - electrohead, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

I know that.
I'm VERY tired right now, and drinking summer fruits squash
( Master Of Turnips., Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

Oooh, yum!

( Sammi - electrohead, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

I see your claim and I raise you a Pimms

(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:49, archived)

Orchards fuirts
sounds delightful.

I've been plesant surprised by a chip being studck to the bottom of my fish,
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

WIN!

( Sammi - electrohead, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

It would be if I didn't overcook the chips
Drunken cooking is best with the shallow frying, as opposed to the microwave, it would seem
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

DEEP FRYING. SILLY!

( Sammi - electrohead, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:08, archived)

If I decide to bnap while cooking
That has the most chance of making a fiore. I always feel guilty about going to sleep after a night on the pisdser with food on
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

I had a near boil-over the other day
Put the chips in a bit wet (whoops)

Then had a flamer doing round chips, didn't drain them properly got a fairly impressive fireball.

Turned the cooker hood black in an instant!

Yay for stunt-cooking.
(Ronnie Spleen No b3tamates and one b3tastalker on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:24, archived)

I WANT BOOZE. WORK IS SHIT.
I will have to settle for lovely fags instead.
( rosie posie *running high pandering five*, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:27, archived)