I fancy a girl at work, but she's far too old for me
and as such probably won't have anything to do with me :(
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

Do you work at Buckingham Palace?

( Sammi - electrohead, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

No.

(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

they (edit - she) might be up for it
make an attempt i dare you!
(glenbo Amagads, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

It's all been very schoolyardish.
I want to but...you know...
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

schoolyards are where the deepest romances are found
possibly. you never know...
(glenbo Amagads, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

Man up. Maybe she likes winkers.
Just how old is she?

I have aboy coming over tomorrow night who I don't really fancy but might pounce on, all the same.
( LimeyTreat - if she wasn't real you'd make her up, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:19, archived)

The tea lady had a colostomy, double prolapse and emphysema
but I hear she's still game
(Ronnie Spleen No b3tamates and one b3tastalker on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

Man, my parents have something like a ten year age gap
And you're a charming, suave motherfucker with great taste. GO FOR IT!
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

How old is she?
Chicks dig a bit of young!
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

This!
oldest woman i got off with was 42 years older than me
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

but...why?

(glenbo Amagads, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

Ports/storms is my guess

(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

mature fetish and being so lonely that a kiss was as good as a marriage
She was very pretty, but that's in my past.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

HA you dirty cunt
My wife was 18 years older than me, that's more than enough
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

My girlfriend is 2 years younger than me.
And yet I feel dirty, because she was at school about a year ago,
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:07, archived)

You are quite right to feel wrong, because you are.
I've not been out with a younger bird since I was 18, I'm 40 now and Ms Official is 50 in two weeks. I've never met anyone quite so voraciously sexy as her in all my years :)
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:10, archived)

I know she's young, but she is so lovely and I think she's very pretty
At first her parents were agianst me and then they met me and now they like me. :D
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:11, archived)

I'm only teasing
I'm sure it will be ace fun
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

Not really
I can't get it in
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:15, archived)

Hello.
The only day off I have in the forseeable future is monday, and that's not really a day off because I'm working till monday morning, and then just going back for a bit of a sleep to turn around to days on tuesday.

And also we might have to share our house with two other trainees because there's no accomodation ANYWHERE.

So I don't know if I can see you really. Work is LONG.
( rosie posie *running high pandering five*, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:32, archived)