Orchards fuirts
sounds delightful.

I've been plesant surprised by a chip being studck to the bottom of my fish,
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

WIN!

( Sammi - electrohead, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

It would be if I didn't overcook the chips
Drunken cooking is best with the shallow frying, as opposed to the microwave, it would seem
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

DEEP FRYING. SILLY!

( Sammi - electrohead, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:08, archived)

If I decide to bnap while cooking
That has the most chance of making a fiore. I always feel guilty about going to sleep after a night on the pisdser with food on
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

I had a near boil-over the other day
Put the chips in a bit wet (whoops)

Then had a flamer doing round chips, didn't drain them properly got a fairly impressive fireball.

Turned the cooker hood black in an instant!

Yay for stunt-cooking.
(Ronnie Spleen No b3tamates and one b3tastalker on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:24, archived)