HA you dirty cunt
My wife was 18 years older than me, that's more than enough
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

My girlfriend is 2 years younger than me.
And yet I feel dirty, because she was at school about a year ago,
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:07, archived)

You are quite right to feel wrong, because you are.
I've not been out with a younger bird since I was 18, I'm 40 now and Ms Official is 50 in two weeks. I've never met anyone quite so voraciously sexy as her in all my years :)
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:10, archived)

I know she's young, but she is so lovely and I think she's very pretty
At first her parents were agianst me and then they met me and now they like me. :D
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:11, archived)

I'm only teasing
I'm sure it will be ace fun
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

Not really
I can't get it in
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:15, archived)