to complain to your ego attention seeking self
would be to do what you seek, i.e. give attention and conflict.

Would you like to be made aware of other people who refer to their prefabricated altar ego selves in the third person?

Well, there's Makosi from Big Brother 6. She also thought she was hot shit.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:15, archived)