I sometimes think I'd like to kick a spastic off a cliff

( Gilgamesh - tastier than an unguarded penguin nest, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:34, archived)

I also think this
however, there is a real danger of me kicking that little bit too hard and following said spastic over said cliff.
( TBL This is your world, these are your people., Sat 10 May 2008, 2:36, archived)

Isn't she love-lyyyyyyyyyyyy
isn't she beeyoooo-teee-ful?

no, she's fucking well not
( Gilgamesh - tastier than an unguarded penguin nest, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:37, archived)

This is what happens when you fall out of the ugly tree and hit every single branch
on the way down.
( TBL This is your world, these are your people., Sat 10 May 2008, 2:41, archived)

When god was handing out LOOKS she thought he said BOOKS
and asked for a scary one.
( NobbyNobody, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

oh dear god, I just found the 2006 Cherie calendar again
I should really find a nice blunt spoon and dig out the part of my brain that remembers this

www.waspbox.com/gallery/Mrs_Blair_2006.pdf
( Gilgamesh - tastier than an unguarded penguin nest, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:55, archived)

I'm not clicking that
I want to be able to sleep tonight.
( TBL This is your world, these are your people., Sat 10 May 2008, 2:56, archived)

you must see it just once before you die
it's so joyously horrific
( Gilgamesh - tastier than an unguarded penguin nest, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:58, archived)

I shall save it to my hard drive
and look at it later.
( TBL This is your world, these are your people., Sat 10 May 2008, 2:58, archived)

I'm a spatsic
*sobs*
( David2569 Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing!, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:36, archived)