Hanks' Neighbourhood Gossip
Noisy sex swinger next door had three men there last night

More gossip next week
( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:22, archived)

Great stuff

( Lollylegs rocks our slow life, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

Good luck to her

( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

They have camera equipment and everything
and posh cars
( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

Maybe she's doing porn?

( Wicca'd Witch everywhere she goes there's a dude on her ass, yo., Sat 10 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

Most definately I'd say

( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:27, archived)

could you not go round and `borrow some sugar` ?

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

more likely he'll be
'fixing ze plumbing'

*Zzzzzzup*
( evilstevie, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:09, archived)

I *heart* you and your gossip, Hank

( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

I am king of the curtain twitchers

( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

I spent a frantic half hour with a tall Dutchman

( DeliriumSpong is buying and selling houses., Sat 10 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

cor

( crazyjude is saving for a rainy day - STOP RAINING I'M SKINT, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:36, archived)

Hello you wonderful piece of awesome.

( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:38, archived)

hello there you sex on legs and shoes
i'm very excitedly about to go down 'tip

i will think of you there
( crazyjude is saving for a rainy day - STOP RAINING I'M SKINT, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

You want me so bad

( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:40, archived)

i'd break you like the fatty you are

( crazyjude is saving for a rainy day - STOP RAINING I'M SKINT, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

Always with the sexy.

( Wicca'd Witch everywhere she goes there's a dude on her ass, yo., Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

my life is full of excitement and sexyness...

( crazyjude is saving for a rainy day - STOP RAINING I'M SKINT, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

How could it not be?
*waves at Mrs Jude*
( Wicca'd Witch everywhere she goes there's a dude on her ass, yo., Sat 10 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

mrs jude is at work
i have to pick her up after the tip in 45 mins and i haven't loaded the car yet

oops
( crazyjude is saving for a rainy day - STOP RAINING I'M SKINT, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:45, archived)

Shoo!!
Get on with it!
( Wicca'd Witch everywhere she goes there's a dude on her ass, yo., Sat 10 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

Flappers?
*sighs*
*melts*
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:37, archived)

I wish.
Nah, if you're interested, take a look at my blog.

giggigoofer.blogspot.com/2008/05/doctor-doctor.html
( DeliriumSpong is buying and selling houses., Sat 10 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

Ah, that's not nearly so exciting as spending half an hour in the arms of the lovely Flapjack.
Glad it turned out alright though.
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:44, archived)

Indeed

( DeliriumSpong is buying and selling houses., Sat 10 May 2008, 13:46, archived)

( Flapjack - Tea is too wet without a biscuit, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:38, archived)

Why do you always appear
just as I am about to go to bed?
( DeliriumSpong is buying and selling houses., Sat 10 May 2008, 13:40, archived)

I am the filthy dream fairy
*scatters magic pixie stuff all over your face and tits*
( Flapjack - Tea is too wet without a biscuit, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

+ up your arse

( crazyjude is saving for a rainy day - STOP RAINING I'M SKINT, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

*chortle*
Fuck fuck fuck it's quarter to 1 in the morning.
( DeliriumSpong is buying and selling houses., Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

FILTHER!
Keep going, I'm almost there
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:45, archived)

*turns to camera and gives the thumbs-up*

( Flapjack - Tea is too wet without a biscuit, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

Just a few more minutes.

(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

*whispers dirty words in your ear*
mud, sandy loam, peat, compost
( DeliriumSpong is buying and selling houses., Sat 10 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

As a horticulturalist
you are only making me hotter. *rubs thighs*
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

Ahh!
let me show you my large clasping auricles then
www.omafra.gov.on.ca/english/livestock/beef/facts/06-095f1.png
( DeliriumSpong is buying and selling houses., Sat 10 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

Fuck me
I'm spent! LOL

EDIT: PHWOAAAAR!
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

And with that
GOODNIGHT!
( DeliriumSpong is buying and selling houses., Sat 10 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

Night!

(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

I STILL FANCY YOU

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

I CAN'T HELP IT

( Flapjack - Tea is too wet without a biscuit, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

IT'S OK I'VE ACCEPTED THIS FATE

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:44, archived)

It's the Viking hormones
makes everyone want to rape and pillage
( DeliriumSpong is buying and selling houses., Sat 10 May 2008, 13:45, archived)

Milknosugar's neighbourhood gossip
It was definitely Danny from across the street who put the dent in my car roof with a basketball.

Funeral next week.
( milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

I put on my armour and walked round the house last night
scaring people
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

Good work

( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

bang!
RARRRRGH
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

That's why I'd like to be a Bee Keeper

( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

you look bang on

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:27, archived)

Meeeeeeeep!

( Fluzzy 352, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:27, archived)

*cowers*
*whimpers*
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

*proffers armoured hugs*

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:32, archived)

*accepts said hugs gratefully*
*reaches up to ruffle your hair*
*realises you're wearing a helmet*
*goes back to just hugging you*
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

people keep sitting on the front step smoking
and that's right next to my window and it's annoying and smelly.
( TopUpTheTea it's true, this man has no dick, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

just add water...

( evilstevie, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:13, archived)

I have nothing since my previous neighbour moved out.
She was a one woman soap for several years.
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:27, archived)

did you get her wet and push her about?

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

nah he just bent over in the for her in the showers lots

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

He?

(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

she?

i dunno, i tend not to stalk profiles and only find out when someone is female when i say something like that

many apologies
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:32, archived)

Like a big, green, gritty bar of carbolic!
:D

Actually, her lover did exactly what you described. Eeewww.
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

I live in a nice cul de sac
with flats and houses.
Its all happeneing
Sex lady next door, the noisy, Polish scaffolders next door, and the mental womble lady up the road.
The only normal bloke is Mountain Bike Guy two doors up
I spoke to him about Wales yesterday
( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

It's all go in Didcot!
Who'd a thunk it!?
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:30, archived)

Indeed

( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

Hah! Well,
quite!
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

what was the conclusion?

about Wales i mean
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

nice terrain

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:32, archived)

Bumpy

(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:32, archived)

He was putting his mountian bikes (very nice ones) on his car roof when we pulled up from the offy and I said
"Nice bikes"
"Thanks" he said "you ride don't you?"
I said "Yup, but I've only got a cheap bike compared to those, just for going to work on really, not up and down mountains in Wales"
He said, "Actually that's where I'm off to"
"Ah, nice" I said "I like Wales, have a good weekend" He looked at our clanking bottles in our carrier bags and said "You too"
( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

i trust you enjoyed the bottles,

and didn't break into his house to find spare parts for your bikes while he was gone
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:36, archived)

I know he has a Mac
as I can see it on my Bluetooth. It says "Andy's Macbook" and his name is Andy
I should be a detective
( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:37, archived)

you could become Dirk Gently

I went walking on the moors during the week, watched them putting the final touches to the wind farms, was all cool
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

*gets holistic*

( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

pffft.
You did find out his laptop name due to its interconnectedness.
(Gormo Doesn't LOL at cats, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

I really want to be in the Gower this weekend.
In a wood or on a beach or preferably in a field near a wood and a beach and a pub.
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:36, archived)

three cliff beach
I could climb
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:38, archived)

Let's go!
I've got a hamper so I'll bring the picnic, you bring your good self and some beer.

It'll be sublime.
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

has she not invited you round yet?

are you sure it's a woman?
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

She's very nice
but a bit large for my tastes
( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:30, archived)

Lu?

( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:32, archived)

Yup

( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:36, archived)