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I spent a frantic half hour with a tall Dutchman

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
cor

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
Hello you wonderful piece of awesome.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
hello there you sex on legs and shoes
i'm very excitedly about to go down 'tip

i will think of you there
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
You want me so bad

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
i'd break you like the fatty you are

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
Always with the sexy.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
my life is full of excitement and sexyness...

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
How could it not be?
*waves at Mrs Jude*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
mrs jude is at work
i have to pick her up after the tip in 45 mins and i haven't loaded the car yet

oops
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
Shoo!!
Get on with it!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
Flappers?
*sighs*
*melts*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
I wish.
Nah, if you're interested, take a look at my blog.

giggigoofer.blogspot.com/2008/05/doctor-doctor.html
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
Ah, that's not nearly so exciting as spending half an hour in the arms of the lovely Flapjack.
Glad it turned out alright though.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
Indeed

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:46, archived)


(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
Why do you always appear
just as I am about to go to bed?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
I am the filthy dream fairy
*scatters magic pixie stuff all over your face and tits*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
+ up your arse

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
*chortle*
Fuck fuck fuck it's quarter to 1 in the morning.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
FILTHER!
Keep going, I'm almost there
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
*turns to camera and gives the thumbs-up*

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
Just a few more minutes.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
*whispers dirty words in your ear*
mud, sandy loam, peat, compost
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
As a horticulturalist
you are only making me hotter. *rubs thighs*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
Ahh!
let me show you my large clasping auricles then
www.omafra.gov.on.ca/english/livestock/beef/facts/06-095f1.png
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
Fuck me
I'm spent! LOL

EDIT: PHWOAAAAR!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
And with that
GOODNIGHT!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
Night!

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
I STILL FANCY YOU

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
I CAN'T HELP IT

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
IT'S OK I'VE ACCEPTED THIS FATE

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
It's the Viking hormones
makes everyone want to rape and pillage
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:45, archived)