Pigeons nest on my balcony and I continuously throw out their eggs,
today I put a chicken egg in it's place and they are sitting on that now.

Ergo pigeons are shit.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Erotic Bees IV: The Beeining, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

What a horrible thing to do :'(

( Kristine you eyein my piece, Fiddy?, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:09, archived)

they're vermin

( SuperMatt, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:10, archived)

Like foxes!

(Cleisthenes thinks "Thank God for Ubuntu, it saved my life", Wed 14 May 2008, 21:11, archived)

SEXY VERMIN!

( trev changed from "It's complicated" to "engorged" on, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

They've made a complete fucking mess of my balcony
they hatched two chicks on there last year and didn't even think to clean up afterwards, cunt birds.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Erotic Bees IV: The Beeining, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:11, archived)

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont post this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

( cr3 is purring, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

he he he

( Blue Star Jaffa Pants, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

pffft

( milknosugar is was annoyed by people who can't work Facebook, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

stop posting this!
this is like the 100th time on the internet that you've done it!
( disabled black jew come to my Bar Mizzle, Thu 15 May 2008, 0:46, archived)

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

( cr3 is purring, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

was is fresh out the fridge?
maybe they had a rather strong curry
( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:10, archived)

You shouldn't put eggs in the fridge.
No matter how much the egg-holder taunts you.
( The Baroness is searching for "crunk" on her "ho-dar", Wed 14 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

why not?
and

FUCK OFF I WILL DO WHAT I WANT WITH MY EGGS
( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

FIGHT THE POWER!

(Cleisthenes thinks "Thank God for Ubuntu, it saved my life", Wed 14 May 2008, 21:15, archived)

I will fight whatever I want :)

( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

Are you one of these mental chickies?

(Cleisthenes thinks "Thank God for Ubuntu, it saved my life", Wed 14 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

no
I don't think so

:)
( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

YEAH!
Cuz if you put them in the door where the egg holder is, the changes between cold air and warm air can make them degenerate quicker.

Besides, supermarkets never put their eggs in fridges, so I don't either. You should always cook eggs from room temperature anyway. DELIA SAID SO LOLZ!!!
( The Baroness is searching for "crunk" on her "ho-dar", Wed 14 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

Makes alot of sense that.
I dont have a egg tray though
(Cleisthenes thinks "Thank God for Ubuntu, it saved my life", Wed 14 May 2008, 21:19, archived)

GOOD!
You sir, are FREE FROM THE SHACKLES OF EGGSHELFNESS!
( The Baroness is searching for "crunk" on her "ho-dar", Wed 14 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

Yet food hygiene screams otherwise.
I'll refrigerate mine thanks.

And delia can fuck right off.
( Spider Riviera In your country, having a class time., Wed 14 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

Noooo refrigerated eggs are wrong

( Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

But, but, but, chickens do not have refrigerated arses.
Therefore, eggs need not be refrigerated.
( The Baroness is searching for "crunk" on her "ho-dar", Wed 14 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

Yes, but the egg is laid because it is formed and ready to be expelled from the chickens body.
Temperature fluctuation is critical to safety.
Because of Salmonella, eggs gathered from laying hens should be refrigerated as soon as possible.
After they are refrigerated, they need to stay that way. A cold egg left out at room temperature can sweat, facilitating the growth of bacteria.
Refrigerated eggs should not be left out more than 2 hours.
( milknosugar is was annoyed by people who can't work Facebook, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:25, archived)

Yes!
*High fives*
( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

your food hygiene has you cooking meat straight out of the fridge, though.
It has its place in a professional caterer's, where you don't know how weak a constitution a customer might have and there's all sorts of food stuff flying around, but I've never had a dodgy egg in 33 years, and I regularly leave them unrefrigerated a fortnight.
( Flapjack - a friend to all, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

All the eggs in my local supermarket are in the refrigerated shelves.

( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

Well, fuck them. Fuck them all.

( The Baroness is searching for "crunk" on her "ho-dar", Wed 14 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

All eggs in America are refrigerated.
Americans come here and think they'll get food poisoning.
( Kersal Missive officially finished with postgraduate education, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

To be fair, they usually do.

( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

This.
They break too easily if they've been in the fridge.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

Oh sprinkles, you're not all bad
*bums*
( The Baroness is searching for "crunk" on her "ho-dar", Wed 14 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

Perhaps you should invest in a pigeon deterrent,
rather that aborting their babies, you evil murdering bastard.
( Comma, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:10, archived)

Perhaps monkeys should learn to say "no" if they are that dead set against vivisection.

( baldmonkey poop on my shoulder, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

Hahahaha
even my strict vegetarian girlfriend disposes of them.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Erotic Bees IV: The Beeining, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

EGGS
Yes I do, if there was actually anything in the eggs I would have more of an issue with it but as we do it pretty much as soon as they are laid, it's fine
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

they're only lesser animals, mindless creatures
big animal kills lesser animal! oh noes!

STOP MISTIR LION UR HURTIN THAT GAZ-L :((((((((((((((((((((((((
MURDARAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( moohalaa, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:15, archived)

also the detterent doesn't work
and the landlord/letting agency won't put up nets .
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Erotic Bees IV: The Beeining, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

Who gives a flying fuck?
They're only birds' eggs.
If you like, I'll come round and shoot the parents for you.
( baldmonkey poop on my shoulder, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

BE NICE.
Pigeons saved British lives in WWII.
( Kersal Missive officially finished with postgraduate education, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

So did pensioners.
No one minds when I shoot them.
( baldmonkey poop on my shoulder, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

you need a shotgun

( Hedonist BRING ON THE TRUMPETS, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

abortion = murder?
How controversial.
( Flapjack - a friend to all, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

You should steal the eggs and raise your own army of pigeons.

( Lightguy Bill Oddie fucked an otter, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:11, archived)

And train them to mug pensioners.

( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

Or make an omlette

( Kersal Missive officially finished with postgraduate education, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

All pigeons are called Rodney
you killed a baby Rodney
( minimum fuss - relax, it's just a bunch of pixels, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:11, archived)

Oddly enough, the cockerel I sponsor at the city farm is called Del Boy.
HEEZ SHAGGIN TEH BURDZ AN FIGHTIN TEH GEEZAHS
( Kersal Missive officially finished with postgraduate education, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

I fucking love you.
The only improvement would be an alligator egg.
Imagine the looks on their diseased faces as their own new born baby starts eating them.
( baldmonkey poop on my shoulder, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

SPOOKY

( Hedonist BRING ON THE TRUMPETS, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

you're going to need strong dosages of the following meds:
...
( minimum fuss - relax, it's just a bunch of pixels, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:15, archived)

1. Cock bovril.

( baldmonkey poop on my shoulder, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

get a crocodile egg next time
they'll hatch it and it'll eat them

problem fucking solved
( Hedonist BRING ON THE TRUMPETS, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

Oh my.

( baldmonkey poop on my shoulder, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

you should of used a cadbrys cream egg

(willenium rememberd what the doormouse said on, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

Oh dear.

( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

think about it
a race of mutant birds that crap actual caramel
(willenium rememberd what the doormouse said on, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

It's your shit grammar I was referring to.
I'm afraid you'll have to get on ze train now. RAUS!
( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:19, archived)

Your only mistake was not cracking the egg onto your cock and then raping the pigeons with their own aborted foetus.
And your cock.
( Noit Why is the racism?, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:15, archived)

I am so hard right now.

( baldmonkey poop on my shoulder, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

NOOOOOOOOO
Baby pigeons are so adorable.
( Kersal Missive officially finished with postgraduate education, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:15, archived)

Wronger than Wrongalicious.
That's how wrong you are.
( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

There's a baby on my building.
He squeals a lot and he's got pretty colours.
( Kersal Missive officially finished with postgraduate education, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

Next week
egg-shaped plastic explosive.
( Flapjack - a friend to all, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

Yes
YES!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Erotic Bees IV: The Beeining, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:19, archived)

there are a pair of wood pigeons nesting behind my Sky dish
the side of the house and part of the driveway get covered in shit regularly

if they were townrats then i'd do something about it, but they look quite nice, and we don't have any pets, so y'know...
( milknosugar is was annoyed by people who can't work Facebook, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

Wood pigeon breast in creamy white wine sauce is lovely.
It's also nyomlicious in a stew.
( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:27, archived)