You should steal the eggs and raise your own army of pigeons.

( Lightguy In the bath, thinking of you, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:11, archived)

And train them to mug pensioners.

( stuj COME BACK GILGAMESH YOU STUPID HAT!, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

Or make an omlette

( Kersal Missive the Metropolitan Borough of IN YOUR FACE, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:16, archived)