I fucking love you.
The only improvement would be an alligator egg.
Imagine the looks on their diseased faces as their own new born baby starts eating them.
( baldmonkey supreme godhead of the Church Of The Fickle Unity, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

SPOOKY

( Hedonist undressing you with his eyes, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

you're going to need strong dosages of the following meds:
...
( minimum fuss - An all time favourite, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:15, archived)

1. Cock bovril.

( baldmonkey supreme godhead of the Church Of The Fickle Unity, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:17, archived)