also the detterent doesn't work
and the landlord/letting agency won't put up nets .
( Undulating Tentacles of Love resents other people having fun., Wed 14 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

Who gives a flying fuck?
They're only birds' eggs.
If you like, I'll come round and shoot the parents for you.
( baldmonkey supreme godhead of the Church Of The Fickle Unity, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

BE NICE.
Pigeons saved British lives in WWII.
( Kersal Missive the Metropolitan Borough of IN YOUR FACE, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

So did pensioners.
No one minds when I shoot them.
( baldmonkey supreme godhead of the Church Of The Fickle Unity, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

you need a shotgun

( Hedonist undressing you with his eyes, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:22, archived)