there are a pair of wood pigeons nesting behind my Sky dish
the side of the house and part of the driveway get covered in shit regularly

if they were townrats then i'd do something about it, but they look quite nice, and we don't have any pets, so y'know...
( milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

Wood pigeon breast in creamy white wine sauce is lovely.
It's also nyomlicious in a stew.
( stuj COME BACK GILGAMESH YOU STUPID HAT!, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:27, archived)