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My flatmate is watching porn
Shall I burst into his room with my camera?
(I helped save b3ta! Friz 4.3 isn't fat-faced, I'm just big-cheeked, Thu 15 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
if that's what you call it!
lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 15 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
Yeah, that sounded redundant

(I helped save b3ta! Friz 4.3 isn't fat-faced, I'm just big-cheeked, Thu 15 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
just a bit
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 15 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
SEX ME UP

(I helped save b3ta! Friz 4.3 isn't fat-faced, I'm just big-cheeked, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
MAN UP
OR COCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! The Furry Dinosaur is a predapuss, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
I HOPE THIS IS A FIGHT OVER ME

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 15 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
EVERY FIGHT I HAVE IS OVER YOU IN SOME WAY OR OTHER
I JUST WANT YOU TO NOTICE ME SSG!
(I helped save b3ta! The Furry Dinosaur is a predapuss, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Thu 15 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU
YOU WON'T EVEN TOUCH MY PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! Friz 4.3 isn't fat-faced, I'm just big-cheeked, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
*touches*
NOW LISTEN BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
HA! I USED YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Friz 4.3 isn't fat-faced, I'm just big-cheeked, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
*runs off crying*

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
Why the camera?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Thu 15 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
it would be rude for him to masturbate over it at the time

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss what is love?, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
No
Bang on the door and shout, "this is the police, we know what you're doing {insert surname here}!!"
(thediscokingpin, Thu 15 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
I bet he's just humping some bird
and grunting in a german accent
(Ragman Zarti is putting humpty together again. With gaffer tape, Thu 15 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
It's not even grunty porn
It's more 'Oh Daddy, what a big bed you have'

I'm concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Friz 4.3 isn't fat-faced, I'm just big-cheeked, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
Oh god, go stop it!

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
Then it has to be my suggestion

(thediscokingpin, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
This is worrying

(Ragman Zarti is putting humpty together again. With gaffer tape, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
I don't think anyone would be happy with the end result
unless you're only doing it cos you fancy him and want to see him naked
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss what is love?, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
I want to catch him mid-spermage
and post it on the internetweb
(I helped save b3ta! Friz 4.3 isn't fat-faced, I'm just big-cheeked, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
So that he could then have you thrown in jail?
For making and distributing non-consensual porn.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
i think i would be happy with the END RESULT!
FNAAAAAAAAAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 15 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
You'd better stop wanking first.
Otherwise you might trip over your trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
It would be like going to Ireland and Weymouth all at once,
but you'd only taken £20 and spent it on a bloody deck-chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag BOP THAT CLOCK!, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
He'll only burst into your room and do the same to you
while you are wanking over the pictures you took.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
Recursive
porn?
(thediscokingpin, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
i think that's big in Austria.
possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 15 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
*red card*

(thediscokingpin, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
Like some kind of virtual reach-around.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
wanking you
wanking me
wanking you
wanking me
wanking you
wanking me
wanking you
wanking me
wanking you
wanking me
wanking you
wanking me
wanking you
wanking me
................
(thediscokingpin, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
Late Night Chucklevision??

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss what is love?, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
phone his mum
and leave the phone on speaker outside his door.
Used to work a treat with my old flatmate
(I helped save b3ta! SocialRobot, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
Tempting,
but a 1am phone call to his mother may be vaguely cuntish
(I helped save b3ta! Friz 4.3 isn't fat-faced, I'm just big-cheeked, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
and your point is?

(thediscokingpin, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
I would have thought that better
just don't speak...that way you get the "hello...hello?", as the horror sets in..
(I helped save b3ta! SocialRobot, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
Burst in and act out the scene as he's watching it

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible is a roboplegic wrongcock about to splat a child, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:04, archived)