I don't think anyone would be happy with the end result
unless you're only doing it cos you fancy him and want to see him naked
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minimum fuss - An all time favourite, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:00,
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I want to catch him mid-spermage
and post it on the internetweb
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Peter Davison was Friz, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:01,
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So that he could then have you thrown in jail?
For making and distributing non-consensual porn.
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stuj COME BACK GILGAMESH YOU STUPID HAT!, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:05,
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