phone his mum
and leave the phone on speaker outside his door.
Used to work a treat with my old flatmate
( SocialRobot does not believe that he wrote anything on, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:01, archived)

Tempting,
but a 1am phone call to his mother may be vaguely cuntish
( Peter Davison was Friz, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

and your point is?

(thediscokingpin, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

I would have thought that better
just don't speak...that way you get the "hello...hello?", as the horror sets in..
( SocialRobot does not believe that he wrote anything on, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:06, archived)