I want to catch him mid-spermage
and post it on the internetweb
( Peter Davison was Friz, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:01, archived)

So that he could then have you thrown in jail?
For making and distributing non-consensual porn.
( stuj COME BACK GILGAMESH YOU STUPID HAT!, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:05, archived)