How are YOUR genitals today?

( Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 15 May 2008, 9:49, archived)

Ginger and pink and raring to go

( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:49, archived)

Why did I answer with that?

( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

Filth!

(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

Whatever...

( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

I need hangover drugs
Not images of your capacious flange bouncing around in my head.
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

You're horrible to my mimsy.

( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:55, archived)

You dropped this
/ac
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:56, archived)

It's like a tangle of rusty wire wool
sitting in a dish of melted, rancid butter
( moohalaa, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

I feel sorry for FoldsFive for having to go anywhere near your foetid poon

( moohalaa, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:02, archived)

:o
Terrible bullying etc
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:02, archived)

>:D

( moohalaa, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:05, archived)

I'd say he's getting quite good at it now....

( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Thu 15 May 2008, 10:11, archived)

LOL! YOUR A PUFF

( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:02, archived)

LOL!
SOMETHING ABOUT JAYEMGEE


AND


AND BALDINGNESS!!!!!
( moohalaa, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:16, archived)

ROFL

( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:17, archived)

down with this kind of thing

( strictlyrockers....with added dub is now working properly in all areas, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

careful now!

( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:52, archived)

best prep for immediate dust-off, and nuke the site from orbit
it's the only way to be sure
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Thu 15 May 2008, 9:56, archived)

i'm trying to bleach that image from my mind

( strictlyrockers....with added dub is now working properly in all areas, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

Bleach away...

( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

i'll finish my cuppa first

( strictlyrockers....with added dub is now working properly in all areas, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

I'm supprised at the lack of "IM VERY LOANLY AND WISH TO SLEEP YOU BECAUSE I AM A BOY AND YOU ARE A GIRL AND NOBODY ELSE WILL" replys.
It's a sad state of affairs where the sad-acts can't be bothered anymore.

How comes women don't take it as a compliment when a bloke wants to shag them, and she doesn't want to shag him?

I know I take it as a complicate if someone I don't wanna shag, wants to shag me.
( G to the Onzo. Pardoned by the great Baldmonkey., Thu 15 May 2008, 9:57, archived)

Sometimes I think things and type them down without thinking about how that looks to other people, online.
That looks quite creapy.
( G to the Onzo. Pardoned by the great Baldmonkey., Thu 15 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

Agreed.
:)
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:07, archived)

Blimey, it took you that long to notice?

( Evil Lu, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

The path to self awareness is a long and precarious one.

( Dr. Shambolic is Pootle made out of marshmallow, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:12, archived)

Ooh, it's you
'Ello
( Fluzzy 352, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

Good gracious, so it is.

( Dr. Shambolic is Pootle made out of marshmallow, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:16, archived)

no it's not!
you're clearly bou, or bud, or something...
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:19, archived)

rumbled
( Dr. Shambolic is Pootle made out of marshmallow, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:27, archived)

I'd spell that 'pircaryious' in his case.

( Evil Lu, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

A jurny of a thoussand miels beginns with butt a singul stepp
Morning.
( FoldsFive wishes to remain an omnibus, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:18, archived)

Ouch.
My poor eyes. I'm going to go outside in a few minutes. OUTDOORS!
( Evil Lu, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:20, archived)

I'm stuck in the office.
I may visit that big outdoors at lunchtime.
( FoldsFive wishes to remain an omnibus, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

or "tricky balancy"

(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:20, archived)

Someone's feeling happier today? :)
Good to hear!
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

Happier yes.
But it's a secret
( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:56, archived)

:o
You're not allowed to say that online! Now we all want to know WHY!
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:57, archived)

I can say whatever the hell I like
ONLINE
( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY!
*jealouses*
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:02, archived)

Is Druid moving out?

(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:58, archived)

Not yet

( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

Fingers crossed
I'll ring him and say his mum has AIDS or something, then when he's out you can change the locks and sell his stuff to gypos. When he comes back you can pretend you don't know who he is.
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

HURRAH!
Sounds like a plan
( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:07, archived)

( FoldsFive wishes to remain an omnibus, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

hello love

( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

*checks*
Fine thanks.
(Psycho Eyes, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:49, archived)

Annoying, as usual.
Sometimes I wish I didn't have balls...
Not because I want to be a woman, they just get in the way.
I quite like my cock though
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

This
Testicles should be removable , like with a button or something so they can be stored until needed.
( Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 15 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

they just need a good kicking
that makes them retract
( strictlyrockers....with added dub is now working properly in all areas, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:52, archived)

Don't even go there.
Women have no idea how much that hurts.
Being kicked in the twat wouldn't even compare
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t245tAdax_w
( BluerThanABlueThing is a danger to himself and on occassion shipping, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

Needs me to log in
which I can't do.
Precis?
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

Actually precis only refers to text.

( mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:24, archived)

Which is what I want...
I would like a short summary in TEXT please.
I KNOW, I was joking!
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:29, archived)

But it...
ahh never mind.
( mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:29, archived)

Nice clungepunch

( Lollylegs rocks our slow life, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:10, archived)

I think it probably does compare
since it all comes down to amount of nerve endings and the like.
(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:23, archived)

I think we got the worse end of the gential bargin in some ways
balls sucks and so does not having a clitoris or g-spot or multiple orgasms.


On the other hand no bleeding and passing human beings through ourselves...
( hanke jazz glans, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

Yeah, it balances out pretty fairly really...

( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:56, archived)

Men can have multiple orgasms if they can be bothered to put the work into exercising the right muscle

( Fluzzy 352, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:10, archived)

Teach me fluzzy!
:D
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:20, archived)

I wouldn't bother
it's a bit overrated for blokes.
(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:24, archived)

Yup,
It just hurts sometimes.
( Donkey Gums has gone to his happy place, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:25, archived)

NSFW, obviously
linky
( Fluzzy 352, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:25, archived)

This.

( Esme Weatherwax BRING BACK THE PUNT, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

smoothe

( strictlyrockers....with added dub is now working properly in all areas, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

Barely perceptible.
And somewhat dehydrated.
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

It should be like a dog's nose...
Slightly moist.
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

It's good to have something to aspire to

(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:55, archived)

smooth
squeaky clean
not in someone's bum, for a change I suppose
( moohalaa, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

You're rubbish.

( Newington http://rdouglasjohnson.blogspot.com, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

ohhh, have you two fallen out?
lol, testicle joke goes here ↓
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:52, archived)

Did you see any traditional Scottish destruction from the windows of your luxury Salford penthouse appartment?

(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:58, archived)

nah, I'm about 3 miles from Manchester city centre here
I'm going to go and witness the distruction later though
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

A bloke on the radio said it was the railway companies' fault.
Not a gang off pissed up barbarians then?
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:16, archived)

They helped the Scotchers across the border.
That's tantamount to treason.
( Dr. Shambolic is Pootle made out of marshmallow, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:17, archived)

String 'em up!

(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:20, archived)

it's true
we're safer up here. Then again, we're hoarding the good whisky.
(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

Is this your way of saying you want to sift threw me for dinner?

( Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 15 May 2008, 10:00, archived)

"threw"?

( FoldsFive wishes to remain an omnibus, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:07, archived)

Fough!
I thewt I was the only won that sore that.
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:09, archived)

Oh dear.
Nevermind.
( Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 15 May 2008, 10:11, archived)

Empty

( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

Lonely
and cold
( hanke jazz glans, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:52, archived)

Ladys and Genitalman, blah blah blah.
I just wanted to say that pun, that I just thought off.
( G to the Onzo. Pardoned by the great Baldmonkey., Thu 15 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

asleep

( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Thu 15 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

unimpressive, scarred and thickly haired

( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 15 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

Easy Mate.
That's if you're the TPF Mockingbird, if not, then you don't know what i'm talking about.
( G to the Onzo. Pardoned by the great Baldmonkey., Thu 15 May 2008, 9:58, archived)

It's me
'lo Gonzo, I see you've changed your spelling.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 15 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

you don't wanna know

( Fluzzy 352, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:55, archived)

Didn't you end up telling us yesterday anyway?
;)
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:55, archived)

only the 'barest' of details

( Fluzzy 352, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:56, archived)

:o
It's a code people, A CODE!
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:57, archived)

lemsip

( strictlyrockers....with added dub is now working properly in all areas, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:58, archived)

I don't get that code....

( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:00, archived)

lemsip is good for codes...
oh,forget it!

(flounces)
( strictlyrockers....with added dub is now working properly in all areas, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:02, archived)

Hahaha, I get it now...

( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

Anyway, Morning!
Alright love? :)
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:04, archived)

Aye, too much to do but not bad
getting very nervous about the photoshoot now but I'm sure it'll be cool.

Your lovely self?
( Fluzzy 352, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:09, archived)

You'll be fine!
I'm ok ta, got the sneezes though.
Might be getting a cold, or could be pollen or milk :(
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:11, archived)

Stop sniffing milk

( Fluzzy 352, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:12, archived)

It's cheese and chocolate that are my weaknesses... :(

( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:18, archived)

Aww

( Fluzzy 352, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:19, archived)

i wanna know

( strictlyrockers....with added dub is now working properly in all areas, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:56, archived)

You don't
it involves a recent operation.
( Fluzzy 352, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:58, archived)

oh

( strictlyrockers....with added dub is now working properly in all areas, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

I have a very fertile imagination
and have already made up my mind.
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Thu 15 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

I hope the nightmares pass soon

( Fluzzy 352, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:04, archived)

it was just like this
www.imdb.com/title/tt0084787/
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Thu 15 May 2008, 10:07, archived)

Oh my!

( Fluzzy 352, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:11, archived)

*rummages around*
Just fine thanks.
'ning folks
( elusive Mario Kart! MOVED to Thursday 20th!, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:56, archived)

"i was only tucking my shirt into my underpants"

( strictlyrockers....with added dub is now working properly in all areas, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:57, archived)

They're all generally genitally.

( FoldsFive wishes to remain an omnibus, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

I just had a wee

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That's better.
( Fluzzy 352, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:15, archived)

probably

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:16, archived)

Pretty good

( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:17, archived)

Morning :)

(Psycho Eyes, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:21, archived)

Mornay! :)

( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:34, archived)

They've expressed no dissatisfaction.

( mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

Bleeding.
TOTM, OTB, Closed to the public.

Well, you did ask!
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:28, archived)

I regret scrolling this far.

( mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

:D

(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:41, archived)