I'm supprised at the lack of "IM VERY LOANLY AND WISH TO SLEEP YOU BECAUSE I AM A BOY AND YOU ARE A GIRL AND NOBODY ELSE WILL" replys.
It's a sad state of affairs where the sad-acts can't be bothered anymore.

How comes women don't take it as a compliment when a bloke wants to shag them, and she doesn't want to shag him?

I know I take it as a complicate if someone I don't wanna shag, wants to shag me.
( G to the Onzo. Pardoned by the great Baldmonkey., Thu 15 May 2008, 9:57, archived)

Sometimes I think things and type them down without thinking about how that looks to other people, online.
That looks quite creapy.
( G to the Onzo. Pardoned by the great Baldmonkey., Thu 15 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

Agreed.
:)
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:07, archived)

Blimey, it took you that long to notice?

( Evil Lu, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

The path to self awareness is a long and precarious one.

( Dr. Shambolic is Pootle made out of marshmallow, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:12, archived)

Ooh, it's you
'Ello
( Fluzzy 352, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

Good gracious, so it is.

( Dr. Shambolic is Pootle made out of marshmallow, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:16, archived)

no it's not!
you're clearly bou, or bud, or something...
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:19, archived)

rumbled
( Dr. Shambolic is Pootle made out of marshmallow, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:27, archived)

I'd spell that 'pircaryious' in his case.

( Evil Lu, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

A jurny of a thoussand miels beginns with butt a singul stepp
Morning.
( FoldsFive wishes to remain an omnibus, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:18, archived)

Ouch.
My poor eyes. I'm going to go outside in a few minutes. OUTDOORS!
( Evil Lu, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:20, archived)

I'm stuck in the office.
I may visit that big outdoors at lunchtime.
( FoldsFive wishes to remain an omnibus, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

or "tricky balancy"

(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:20, archived)